Well, after almost two decades of chaos, Europe has achieved Peace under the beneficent joint rule of the Kaiser and the Sultan (who, in another time, could have pursued long and successful careers as comic book villains or pro wrestlers, with names like those

).
The game started out quite well for Germany. This was my first ever Diplomacy game, and for the first few turns I spent hours on end (a) reading strategy articles, and (b) just staring at the map, wondering what
I would do if I were everybody else. To allow for this kind of time expenditure, I changed my Massters degree to Part-Time

. Italy and I had a deal to take down France. It was going to be AWESOME. But then Austria invaded Italy and, despite my already being in Marseilles, the masterful diplomat Cisse was able to force me back to within my own borders.
I was forced back to four centres, at which point I sued for peace with France. The deal was that he would leave me alone and go after other game if I would give him Belgium. And I did.
This was 1904. And it was at this point that Turkey and I decided to take part in a two-way draw.
Over the next six years or so, fortunes rose and fell. England was eliminated, but noone else seemed to be immediately up for grabs. France, however, was much larger than anyone else. And so the 'Stop The Leader' alliance began. Germany, Turkey, Austria, and Russia. The idea was that the former three would battle France, while Russia kept us honest in the backfield. In return, upon France's elimination, Russia would get a centre from each of us. Turkey and I remained circumspect about our existing alliance.
As Russia got more and more cantankerous, however, Turkey and I hatched a Cunning Plan. I would 'betray' the alliance. I would claim that I had heard rumours about his evil intent, and this, combined with his continued demands, would provide my motive for stabbing him. I would 'ally' with France, meaning that I would cease attacking him (but would certainly help him in no way). The challenge was going to be to convince Austria to remain neutral.
Fortunately, it turned out that Russia did, indeed, stab me that very turn. Austria did more than agree to remain neutral - he offered two units to help slap down the Russian dog. It didn't take long.
Soon afterwards, we resumed the attack on France. As the three remaining members of the alliance were all sharing France's press, he did extremely well to hold on as long as he did.
Turkey and I stabbed Austria shortly before France was to be eliminated. I hit a year after Turkey did, so that we could reap the rewards of having one of us in Austria's confidence as an 'ally'.
So, that is how two 'down and out' Powers made good in a World Gone Mad.
My nomination for best player goes to Cisse. Who repeatedly turned things around for his beleagured nation.