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Offline Crimsonsphinx

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #500 on: November 21, 2007, 09:33:37 AM »
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

You do realise all suspects are guilty, as they wouldn't be otherwise suspects.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #501 on: November 21, 2007, 10:35:19 PM »
I'd rather be single :) than tangle with anyone with the name two ton.

I have to agree with that.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #502 on: November 22, 2007, 07:09:56 AM »
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Oh come on!  You try to build a usable Kislev list.  He doesn't deserve  ::heretic:: (Well, yes he does, but only for his other sins.)  For this list Lamekh deserves  :::cheers:::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #503 on: November 22, 2007, 09:20:51 AM »
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #504 on: November 22, 2007, 09:24:25 AM »
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #505 on: November 22, 2007, 05:35:54 PM »
Nah, it's McKnight on the right.  Wyzer1 is on the left. 

It's time to get your eyes checked.

Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #506 on: November 22, 2007, 07:36:23 PM »
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Wow. He came willingly. I'm impressed!

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I'm not 
i should really pull my trousers up now.  :icon_eek:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #507 on: November 22, 2007, 11:36:50 PM »
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1017

scroll to last drawing .............

........ Is that wyzer1 on the right .................  :icon_question:


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lol, you got me...

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #508 on: November 23, 2007, 12:09:04 AM »
You also appear to be female Wyzer ?

Its that or chaos mutation, MUTATION I SAY!!!!  Summon the witch hunters!

BURN THE MUTANT!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #509 on: November 23, 2007, 12:59:34 AM »
Happy Turkey Day (on this side of the Pond).  :::cheers:::

And that side of the border ;-)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #510 on: November 23, 2007, 01:45:58 AM »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #511 on: November 23, 2007, 03:21:31 AM »
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::

Well this is good, now we don't have to hunt you down, tie you up, strap you to a post and burn you...

Oops started rambling, well it's good to know there are some decent heretics out there.  ::heretic::

Offline Rufas the Eccentric

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #512 on: November 23, 2007, 04:27:57 AM »
Errr Hello, reporitng for torture  :icon_mrgreen:

Hi fellow heretics............. ::heretic::
Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails.  Just keep at it till you faint from lack of blood, if you would be so kind.

FELLOW INQUISITORS!

Some distressing news has been brought to my attention!  :Ohmy:

It is established that the Grand Inquisitor, Wyzer1 trades in the marketplace, known by the rabble as Ebay, under the name of wyzetechnologies!

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18943.0

It is most distressing to find the Ebayer, known as Wyzetechnologies did recently, knowingly and wantonly purchase a box of Chaos Beastigors.  :-o



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300140768950

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wyzetechnologies&ftab=AllFeedback

His guilt is incontrovertible.  The only question before us is whether or not we should listen to his sad pleadings before we burn him?  Bring the marshmallows!  And the beer.   

Lamekh, your still at it?  Well it must be that Slanesh influence.  Don't worry, we haven't forgotten.  Oy, Timber Serf, make it a two-for.  ::heretic::  ::heretic::
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Offline Karl Voss of Averland

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #513 on: November 23, 2007, 04:39:35 AM »
No one expects the eBay inquisition!  ::heretic::

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #514 on: November 23, 2007, 06:42:26 AM »
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

1.) I bought that a LONG time ago (you know, like August...)  In the same purchase I also bought a Cannon, a Griffin Count box and a box of Leadbelchers
2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

Now, while buying them for a friend may seem bad, I have killed them numerous times since then.... So in reality I was seperating these beasts from a larger chaos army so that it would in fact be easier to take them down (and it worked)

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:

 :-D (was that close enough?)




P.S. In reality I dont infact play a chaos army  :-P The only army(s) I have are Empire
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #515 on: November 23, 2007, 10:09:31 AM »
Are you sure the beastmen were not for you, and the empire stuff for your friend, Wyzer?

You could be a secret cultist for the dark powers [as opposed to a blatant one like me] who should be burned.  If you burn with red/yellow flames you are innocent, if you burn in a different colour it proves you are tainted!

Just because you do not knowingly play as chaos is no excuse.  Simply purchasing models and touching the boxes is enough!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #516 on: November 23, 2007, 11:47:57 AM »
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #517 on: November 23, 2007, 04:14:00 PM »
Uh oh. Doesn't look good, Wyzer1...

2.) I bought them for a friend who plays chaos. So he gave me money and I gave him discounted Bestigors

...because commission business is considered heretic as well.

Tough luck. Do a Danton (or for our eastern friends: do a Trotzki) and take it like a man.
what! Thats what this organization was founded upon! *cough* rufas *cough*

... although now ill probably get accused of consorting with nurgle ...

So ... uh ... have about that Thanksgiving? mmm

.... whats a Danton? ... (too lazy to open google)

If its "suicide" im morally against it  :-P
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #518 on: November 23, 2007, 04:42:19 PM »
Alright, we need to get back on track here...

Im not a heretic. That box (I think) was bought before we started the Inquisition. I have since reformed. The Inquisition never said anything about background checks ( :wink: )

And I don't play chaos. Now lets get back to trying to figure out how to kill Crimsonsphinx (so far lopping off limbs seems to be the most effective "treatment")
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Offline Rufas the Eccentric

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #519 on: November 23, 2007, 04:55:40 PM »
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Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  tongue

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  icon_smile

To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.


Rufus, I didn't mean to edit your post, I clicked modify instead of quote by mistake, it should be restored though. --Calvin
« Last Edit: November 24, 2007, 04:41:33 AM by Calvin »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #520 on: November 23, 2007, 04:56:20 PM »
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #521 on: November 23, 2007, 05:10:09 PM »
Rufas... you spend waay too much time on these forums  :-P

Alright, this may look bad... but:

.... I am still a little surprised that came back to bite me in the ass... Only you Rufas  :icon_smile:
To the charge that I spend too much time on this forum, I must indeed plead guilty.  However to the implication that I was specifically looking for a way to get Wyzer1, I had absolutely no intention of seeking to harm our beloved leader.  Rather, the information was brought to my attention by a low life snitch.  I had no choice but to initiate an investigation.  Don't try to wrestle the name of the sewer crawling snitch from my lips.  The Inquisition has a policy of never revealing the source of our Calvins, er, informants.
lol

I thought I missed something before you edited your post  :-D

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?
Ouch

uh... I do  :x

Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
Hey, while we are at it...

If you use chaos models and convert them to Empire are they tainted?

Because if thats wrong.... http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18720.msg223925#msg223925 I might be in trouble on that one

Alright, lets clear this mess up. Ill burn myself and we'll call it even? Fair?

*puts on fire-retardent suit* alright *voosh* OW OW OW

*accidently jumps into vat of gasoline*  :icon_eek: BOOM

Hey... one more thing (OT)

whats our outlook on Volkmar?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #522 on: November 23, 2007, 05:10:20 PM »
Perhaps, if this  associate of Wyzer could give testimony with respect to the nature of the financial transaction and to Wyzer's success on the field of battle, we might consider a mitigation of the punishment.  In the mean time, confinement to his quarters on a diet of tripe and prune juice seems appropriate.

Lamekh, You can stop flogging yourself now.  Even I am getting nauseous.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #523 on: November 23, 2007, 05:24:32 PM »

Well thank you.  Here take a number and someone will be with you shortly.  If you don't mind, you could start by whipping our back with this lead studded cat-o-nine-tails. 

I am surprised no-one spotted this Freudian slip ....................



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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #524 on: November 23, 2007, 05:52:21 PM »
Reformed you say Herr Wyzer.. So you admit to a previous taint by Chaos... Which would clearly not be removable...
I am afraid I, as Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle Head of Executions And Dismemberments, I have no choice but to apprehend you. You are hereby confined to your quarters, pending the investigation of your crimes, your trial and execution.

Having finished the investigation, we move on to the trial. I say you're guilty, and so does my executioner's axe. Does anyone oppose ?


I would have to oppose you. Wyzer1 was only investigating the dark powers so he could lern how to fight them better. He must not be exicuted, why not kill Crimsonsphinx insted?