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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #750 on: March 09, 2008, 10:28:18 AM »
No no no no no. We burned all the heretic there are to burn. So we have nothing to do, so we use our Emperor's financing to roast marshmallows.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #751 on: March 09, 2008, 12:01:09 PM »

We do not worship Chaos....

Nurgle is just plain gross, who in their right mind would worship him?
Khorne is just too blunt, nothing to gain from worshipping him...
and Tzeentch has tentacles and other weird things, no worshipping him either


Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #752 on: March 09, 2008, 12:03:57 PM »
Indeed he did not...   :happy:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #753 on: March 10, 2008, 07:13:16 AM »
The inquisition can be forgetful. When did Mathi start to like chaos? (link me)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #754 on: March 10, 2008, 02:04:55 PM »

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #755 on: March 10, 2008, 03:18:34 PM »
'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
So, you know about it too... I thought we could keep it a secret.  :dry:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #756 on: March 10, 2008, 05:05:03 PM »
Slaanesh can be what you want, a sexy foxy elven lady if it suits your tastes more. Or a big busted Helga the Hammer might be a better bet to bring these secretly masochistic inquisitors to fall! See them Sisters of Sigmar, haughty inquisitors! Confess that you all have dreams of being chastised by the prioress at times. :icon_mrgreen:

And you got me wrong, poor Philly, even if I confess having a crack for Khrone now and then!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #757 on: March 10, 2008, 05:38:52 PM »

Hmm... You didn't mention Slaanesh...   :icon_rolleyes:

'cause who would worship a drug-addicted nymphomaniac hermaphrodite? :icon_rolleyes:
I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #758 on: March 10, 2008, 06:53:09 PM »
Heh heh heh. Good point. At Mathi: you can't worship chaos and choose a warsong like taht, so IMO you're cleared. Chaos doesn't have honour.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #759 on: March 11, 2008, 02:31:26 PM »
]I don't know.  I find that the Slaneshi scream the loudest when consigned to the pyres.  ::heretic::  I know it shouldn't matter, but it adds to my job satisfaction when they scream loudy.

Fool.  You are giving them exactly what they want.  Indescribable, unbearable pain.  It's much crueler to give them a gentle massage with a mink glove while soft music plays in the background on the patio overlooking your private mountain top lake surrounded by cuddly bunnies hopping around the gard....

ER..

I meant burn them.  Yea, that's what I always do.  I promise.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #760 on: March 11, 2008, 03:49:40 PM »
No, you are right. The more painful a slaaneshis death, them ore joy you give them! Burning them alive is out of the question! You either should find a way to kill them with absolute boredoom or just kill them swiftly without them even noticing. Doing that you rob them of their final greatest pleasure. The swifter and more suprising a death, the better!

And when they are truly dead, you burn them, but not before!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #761 on: March 11, 2008, 03:59:43 PM »
Nothing to see here folks....
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #762 on: March 11, 2008, 04:06:53 PM »
Mathi,

Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.

It's Ok Crimson.  Flails-R-Us has a new shipment of Barbed Chain coming in this week.  I'll buy you a set.   :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #763 on: March 11, 2008, 04:12:18 PM »
You know even dying has its own distinctive pleasure to it!  So I heard from some other slaanesh worhippers anyhow  :)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #764 on: March 11, 2008, 05:22:13 PM »
Now you have done it. You have gone and scared our local slaneesh loving chaos lover.
I do not think Crimson was scared

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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #765 on: March 11, 2008, 05:28:21 PM »
Edit : added quote for those that don't read white....
Been kind of quiet around here lately, but I can assure you the Tabernacle is still growing limbs


M'lord High Inquisitor,

What is that bulge in your pants ? One might think you are growing a third leg, if one didn't know you to be above suspicion of mutation.

I sincerely hope you have not been playing with Lord Midaski's Rod of Viagra....

However, should you want something removed...

Soth,

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #766 on: March 11, 2008, 05:39:57 PM »
And here we go again... Can't you guys talk about anything else besides, hmm, so called "third legs" and codpieces?
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Offline Nicholas Bies

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #767 on: March 11, 2008, 05:51:43 PM »
Doth One need but to provide his body to the Inquisition to enter its hallowed ranks or doth thy wisheth to increase thy brotherhood by most profound and glorious invitation.


Thy = you and thou = your, right? Or is it the other way round.

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #768 on: March 11, 2008, 05:53:01 PM »

Eitherway reading the last 2 pages of this thread has had me in stitches.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #769 on: March 11, 2008, 05:56:54 PM »
When I have a spare 3 hours between Watching Honey Wilder (you should all know who she is) and Dr.Phill I'll attempt it.

Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #770 on: March 11, 2008, 05:58:03 PM »
Considering I'm the only one who's going to be home tomorrow until Friday (6 person family and 3 are overseas and 2 on school camps...) I may be lonely enough to trawl through it all.
Not all of it is entertaining

Just the first post or 2
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #771 on: March 11, 2008, 07:00:26 PM »
What have you done wyzer?  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I'll arrange something with Soth... Maybe we'll take the catherine wheel out of the closet for you. I'll let you have the pleasure of pain..
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #772 on: March 11, 2008, 07:15:03 PM »
What have you done wyzer? 
Whatever could you mean?

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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #773 on: March 11, 2008, 07:16:19 PM »
Well, maybe the tile and your avatar....
Yay I'm sigged! A new achievement!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #774 on: March 11, 2008, 07:19:41 PM »
M'Lord

You look a bit strange...

Your complexion is rather sickly...

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2008, 08:14:59 PM by Midaski »
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