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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #875 on: March 23, 2008, 02:43:13 PM »
Well, then you're as lifeless as me :)
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Offline Nicholas Bies

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #876 on: March 23, 2008, 03:04:31 PM »

we have cool avatars tho.
The greatest form of control which can go on forever until it is exposed is a tyranny you can't see, touch and taste (unlike totalitarian Govts). When you sit in a prison cell but can't see the bars, because people don't rebel against not being free when they think they're are.

Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #877 on: March 23, 2008, 05:29:00 PM »
*Mathi tiptoes up behind Helborg and lands his hammer soundly on Helborgs hardhat
"Oh... nice resonance!"
*Helborgs slumps to the floor

"Quickly Obi, get him on the bonfire and grab them torches!" ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline Helborg

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #878 on: March 23, 2008, 05:39:42 PM »
(All of a sudden Helborgs leaps out of captivity before the flames are lit he pulls out his trusty remote controll and presses the "summon steam  tank" button)
Hehehe
(steam tank arvies and blows the sh!t out of Mathi and Obi. Helborg runs foreward killing all the inquisitors  untill Wyzer is the only one left)
Any last... ah who cares
(Cuts Wyzer's head off)
THE ANTI INQUISITION WINS

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i should really pull my trousers up now.  :icon_eek:

Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #879 on: March 23, 2008, 05:45:41 PM »
*A figure rises behind Helborg as he prepares to leave. He coughes and grabs his kettlehat and puts it in place...
"No one mess up my HAT!"
*Helborgs looks suprised as his steamtank is shattered to smithereens and Obi emerges from within the boiler
"Ever heard of the Mace of Helsturm have you? Or holy relics for that matter?"

*Mathi grabs Helborg by the ear and drags him along to the nest of the anti-inquisition

Remember to watch the anti-inquisition thread for the end of this stunning drama
« Last Edit: March 23, 2008, 05:52:43 PM by Mathi Alfblut »
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline offroadfury88

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #880 on: March 23, 2008, 08:11:39 PM »
Mathi and Helborg, that was the lamest set of posts I have ever seen.
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #881 on: March 24, 2008, 06:19:16 AM »
...

What conversation did they delete out of here this time?

The constant thread cleansing/locking/changing of titles/unlocking ...

Surely one of the mods secretly likes the Inquisition, for they sure show a lot of 'interest' in it  :roll:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #882 on: March 24, 2008, 10:16:49 AM »
Well, they deleted my Helborg bashing and then Helborgs feeble attempt to counter and final move.
I then told people to get over to the anti-inquisition tread and read the end!

All I made was a light hearted RR style roleplaying, defending the Inquisition, and what happens, it gets removed! :icon_evil:

Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Why make a back table and then still go on trimming the tread in a random highhanded manner, I ask? Remove the tread or stop this. Is in character roleplaying forbidden on this site, well, why do you even let this tread remain then? For surely, there can be no real off topic on it, and my post surely where on topic! :icon_evil:
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #883 on: March 24, 2008, 10:33:43 AM »
Well yeah, that and my converstion with me and ben about post counts etc. But I agree with Mathi: OK, my posts are often too short/on the verge of spam. I'm trying to work on that, at least in serious threads. The othere threads I post in are located in the back table, a place that is just there for radndom fun and cool be called spamalot in my book. Then why delete posts there?
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #884 on: March 24, 2008, 10:37:06 AM »
Well, I can tell you that mine and Helborgs post where far from short. Mine where quite well thought out pieces of in-character action.
I think I will start a crusade or something! :icon_mad:

Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline PhillyT

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #885 on: March 24, 2008, 11:15:22 AM »
Perhaps they are trying to tell the inquisition something.  Or all of us.

Phil
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #886 on: March 24, 2008, 12:01:02 PM »
Seriously, I got really angry when I found it had been removed. Angry and really insulted by the mods. I want to know why on Earth that was removed? Truly. Since I see no reason for removing these post, and not the rest of it!
I want an official explanation! NOW!

Is it wrong that this makes me want to laugh?  :icon_razz:

What are you talking about anyway? I can't see any missing posts.  :icon_confused:
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If I wanted to.

Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #887 on: March 24, 2008, 12:13:45 PM »
Somehow they've been re-added, I think. The mace of helsturm rocks!
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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I killed a duck with a spear, can't read train timetables though
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"To do is to be"-Sartre;
"Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra

Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #888 on: March 24, 2008, 08:58:08 PM »
Indeed they have, together with Offroads obvious spam.

Well, I guess you should keep that maze for your personal weapon instead of your lightsabre, don´t you think, Obi?
Now, however, we have a new heretic on the loose, or maybe it is an old one. He said I posted the lamest thing ever. Now how can defending the Holy inquisition be lame?
Surely he must burn! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::

I suggest we launch a deep investigation into Offroadfurys dealings on this site. Maybe he is involved in something very big and very heretic.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 09:04:50 PM by Mathi Alfblut »
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline Amulus

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #889 on: March 24, 2008, 08:59:21 PM »
I offer myself to the inquisition for penance for my sin of worshipping Dendo....I Amulus, of this day, take up the flail of the flagellant....
"God fights on the side with the best artillery" -Napolean

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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #890 on: March 24, 2008, 09:19:57 PM »
Ah, Sigmar be praised! Our firs repentant sinner have seen the light and will take up the flail in the name of our lord Sigmar!
Here Amulus, take thine flail and the holy tome. Go forth and gather the masses and spread the word to the sinful masses! In the name of Sigmar smite the unholy in all its guises! :engel:
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #891 on: March 24, 2008, 09:30:34 PM »
Hold on Amulus... You need to pay for that flail and tome first and fill out a 521A Formula, signing for your acts of violence with the given flail. Oh and you need to sign this contract so that all of your belongings will be confiscated by the inquisition.


Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.


Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #892 on: March 24, 2008, 10:15:39 PM »
Order of conduct!

A new order of conduct for all inquisitors has been taken into effect. Recent events have forced the Head inquisitors to reorganise the secret servants of Sigmar.

All members of this order must follow the code or be expelled from the Holy Order of Sigmar and either repent their actions and join the ranks of flaggellants or be dishonourably discharged.

Here is the code

* Being a Sigmarite Holy Inquisitor means that all the following rules apply to you.

* The Order is a secretive order that only strikes when evidence is acquired. Evidence of heresy must be gathered before trial.

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.

* Only High ranking officers are allowed to confront moderators about heresy.

* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 10:17:55 PM by McKnight »
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #893 on: March 24, 2008, 10:24:13 PM »
Post 1337 of the Inquisition  :roll:

/Signed

Now stop the incesant spamming

Fun, entertaining banter is acceptable... as is witty humour

But posting 5 word posts and spamming smileys is getting out of hand

Its on the homepage too encase anyone forgets (page1)

And if your a mod, please dont lock us if a non-member spams in here... We have no mod powers, we cant regulate everyone who posts in here...
« Last Edit: March 24, 2008, 10:31:15 PM by Wyzer1 »
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Offline Amulus

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #894 on: March 24, 2008, 10:27:22 PM »
ok....where did I put that form....
"God fights on the side with the best artillery" -Napolean

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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #895 on: March 24, 2008, 10:30:01 PM »
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #896 on: March 25, 2008, 12:06:15 AM »
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...
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Offline Amulus

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #897 on: March 25, 2008, 07:12:59 AM »
That would be Desk 5 at the Pink Goblin. I'm sure a certain Wizard named Rufas would be interested in having a little chat with you before you go out crusading   :-D

yeah, seeing as I am a musician in his pistolier corps
"God fights on the side with the best artillery" -Napolean

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Offline offroadfury88

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #898 on: March 25, 2008, 07:30:09 AM »
* Spamming in the tabernacle is NOT allowed!

* Retain a high quality of posts in the tabernacle.


These two may be impossible...

Its true.  :closed-eyes:
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Offline Midaski

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #899 on: March 25, 2008, 09:54:16 AM »
Order of conduct!

* The order does not support rouge actions of inquisitors. All suspicions must be reported in This thread with proper reference.


Does the Pink Goblin wear rouge on her cheeks?
I find this spelling mistake hilarious - as I now conjure up images of all these Inquisitors putting on make-up each morning ............

.... can you please change your avatars to show the highlighted cheeks ...................


[PS - Mcknurgle - the word is rogue .......  :icon_wink:]

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