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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #300 on: October 24, 2007, 03:26:27 PM »
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


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Nurgle huh? I always suspected tzeentch  :roll:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #301 on: October 24, 2007, 03:31:33 PM »
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #302 on: October 24, 2007, 03:35:49 PM »
well thats our confession boyos... Herr Wyzer, burn him!


Meanwhile ill go take a bath to get rid of these funny boils i've been getting

 :mellow: You have to hand it to him - he's persistent...  :unsure: or dense...

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #303 on: October 24, 2007, 03:43:52 PM »
I think there is only one course of action. The inquisition must present its case to the Emperor, who, in his absolute wisdom, will decide the faith of Lord Midaski.

I of course recommend my services....
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2007, 03:44:50 PM »
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2007, 03:47:12 PM »
I never realised it would be dis easy to infect the Inquisition.

What it boils down to is that he is in a spot of bother, and should no better than to puss the Chancellor too far.

The taxman will never plague fair.


 :engel:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2007, 03:50:20 PM »
The way hes bating McKnurgle

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edit: I take back everything Ive said for fear of reprimand!


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #307 on: October 24, 2007, 04:54:32 PM »
The steel of Sigmar will not bend!

You are a heretic Midaski and the more you do, the more people will see what you really are!

It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #308 on: October 24, 2007, 05:10:03 PM »
Gentlemen and women of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace:

Hear me! You may have already noticed a subversive presence in your midst but you may have been afraid of his self-righteousness. To you I say fear no more for the Light of the Truth shall clear the way!

McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, has been attempting to destroy the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace by attacking the most venerable Imperial Officer and Lord Protector of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace, Midaski!

I need not remind you of the Six Holy Principles so prominently displayed in the Original Post of this Most Glorious Thread:

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#1 Obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

By attacking Midaski in such a open manner, McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle, seeks to  undermine the very roots of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace and thereby institute a coup of the rightful leadership of the Inquisition and indeed of this very Forum that we hold so dear!

People of the Empire! Officers of the Inquisition! Arise I say and put down this Spawn of Chaos that is McKnight, a.k.a. McKnurgle! 

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #309 on: October 24, 2007, 05:11:35 PM »
It appears im the only one brave enough to stand up against you...
Bravery, Stupidity... Toe May Toe - Toe Mah Toe   :laugh:

 :::cheers::: (Is Midaski still picking up the tab?)

Alright, here's that facts:

Midaski is trying to make the Inquisition look bad (trying something new  :dry:), by changing someones name in the imperial records to look like a servant of chaos. Obviously the pious and rightious "Mc..Whatever he's going by these days" is not a servant of chaos, and is trying to tread the path of rightousness by bringing down a suspected heretic

Besides the strange resemblences to tzeentch, Inquisitorial scrutiny has shown that the Imperial Tax-Collector is not a servant of chaos, but rather a man who strives to make the Inquisition more proficient by bludging it with unnecessary tests and insults (and name changes and etc...)

So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

=][=

*I like my name just how it is....

And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #310 on: October 24, 2007, 05:16:18 PM »
And while I enjoy your fervor perambulator... No  :icon_wink:

Aww, come on! Please? I'll give you a beer (on Midaski's tab, of course).
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #311 on: October 24, 2007, 07:21:15 PM »
So, Midaski is off the hook (for now*) And hopefully the large sum of money donated to him, he will find his heart to find a cure to nurgles rot for our dear friend McKnight

Well it depends on whether one classifies that as an apology - doesn't sound crawling enough to me, and it also doesn't sound like you have the agreement of your 'brave' fellow inquisitor.

In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.

In fact burn his nose off .........................

Then I will change his name .........................

How about McKNoNose ...............

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #312 on: October 24, 2007, 07:22:34 PM »
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...
Lawyers have no buisness in the Inquisition, they know the law too much to aviod being burned hmpf..

Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #313 on: October 24, 2007, 07:25:04 PM »
You are not even ... Cough..... a member of the Inquisition, Perambulator... care to join Midaski

Cough...


Sigmar's grace, im getting worse.

I never claimed to be a member of the Inquisition! I am merely a Loyal Member of the Empire keeping an eye on things. Who watches the watchers?  I do.  :closed-eyes:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #314 on: October 24, 2007, 07:26:39 PM »
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #315 on: October 24, 2007, 07:29:12 PM »
We are the loyal servants of Sigmar, we need no watchers. We are the extension of Sigmar, do you not trust Sigmar?

 :Ohmy:  I do not trust the Spawn of Chaos! Your vile subversion is already of record herein!   :ph34r:

Only one who seeks to hide from the Light of the Truth will deny the Watcher of the Watchers!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #316 on: October 24, 2007, 07:30:14 PM »
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #317 on: October 24, 2007, 07:36:52 PM »
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #318 on: October 24, 2007, 07:37:30 PM »
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #319 on: October 24, 2007, 07:40:09 PM »
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #320 on: October 24, 2007, 07:40:33 PM »
In fact I agree with the lawyer - burn him.


 :happy: Thanks. My bill is in the mail.

Now don't get too carried away - the way it actually works is you pay me for my support.

I've added it to your tax bill - but it is deductable termed as a 'donation'.

 :engel:


Oh! Right!  Yeah, I'm sorry - I forgot. Yeah, add it to my "bill"!  :wink:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #321 on: October 24, 2007, 07:53:18 PM »
We all know that Lawyers are corrupt...

You are all corrupt!!! :ph34r:

I think the rot is starting to set in - what passes as a brain is becoming addled. He is ranting now.

Everyone will be against him soon ...................

So what's it to be Head Inquisitor? White coat or a bonfire.

The bonfire is more likely to destroy any disease ..............

 :engel:


We are still two high inquisitors mind you. And I will not resign! I will get you burned somehow Midaski... just wait and see... just you wait and see... I might need some rest first though
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #322 on: October 24, 2007, 07:57:23 PM »
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #323 on: October 24, 2007, 08:07:29 PM »
My, my, how far we have fallen... and to think, it was actually McKnurgle who first drafted the Six Holy Principles:

The six holy principles

1 of obedience to the Lord Protector (Midaski) and reunification of one's own will

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #324 on: October 24, 2007, 08:10:08 PM »
Still you flail against my power.

Yet you also forget that I am one of the very few who can cure you ..............

.......... and this joint Head Inquisitor thing just isn't going to work - the one always trying to outdo the other, conspiring behind each others' backs to win favour with the masses.

 :engel:

You are the one conspiring! You are trying to get me out of the way, so Wyzer will be too weak to keep you from power. We cannot fail Sigmar and let you have even more power than you have aquired through your heretical actions!

As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

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