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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #325 on: October 24, 2007, 08:11:50 PM »
As for the six most holy principles, it was Midaski himself who put his name there. Corrupt as he is, he avoided any election and took power rather given to him.

And you have proof of this tampering?  :closed-eyes: The dates are there for all to see!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #326 on: October 24, 2007, 08:15:03 PM »
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #327 on: October 24, 2007, 08:25:54 PM »
You must have been misinformed. I see no Midaski in my post. It is clearly Wyzer who has fallen to Midaski's money and written him as bossman.

Ah see, the Userper confesses! He has shown his hand! Clearly he is out to overthrow the co-High Inquisitor and claim sole leadership of this noble band!  McKnurgle has forgotten that Wyzer edited the Most Holy Original Post based on feedback from other posters to this Most Noble Thread - McKnurgle included!

But wait! Maybe there is another possibility! Maybe the taint of Chaos did not touch the co-High Inquisitor until later! We must not condemn him, but pity him and show him the True Light of Sigmar. Where were those torches again?

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #328 on: October 24, 2007, 08:32:56 PM »
What the hell

I go to lunch and my co-inquisitor has a blade to his throat

*pulls up chair and drink to watch*  :biggriin:

At least its not my ass on the line again  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #329 on: October 24, 2007, 08:44:31 PM »
It has come to my attention that a certain High Inquisitor has been accused of the most heinous crime of consorting with chaos (http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=17577.msg216549#msg216549 if you missed any of it...)

Now, I of course vouch for the Inquisitor that he is innocent, but my PR department informs me that our Public Support is at an all-time low (not as low as Bushe's but still low) and we decided to have a public vote to give us a better image in the publics eye

So we are going to do this the Democratic way...

What it going to be? Set him free or torch him?

EDIT: Ill update this as I get online:

BURN!   |   EH, let him Go
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #330 on: October 24, 2007, 08:44:55 PM »
Alright then, why dont we do this the "democratic way"

Everyone proceed to the "http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=18627.new#new" thread and we can settle this  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #331 on: October 24, 2007, 08:55:29 PM »
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #332 on: October 24, 2007, 08:59:30 PM »
Did you just, in some way, imply DEMOCRACY in the INQUISITION?

*Sigh*  I feel so let down by my friendly neighborhood Inquisitor...I thought he was all about absolutes and authority, not MY opinion.   :dry:

You Heretic!
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What!? Why you little bugger!

By my authority instead of letting him go, I am giving the public a chance to have a say in Inquisitorial matters and have some fun in it!

And did you just call me a heretic! WHY, WHY!

Wow, we really need to torch some people and get our rep up...  :eusa_wall:


What was your vote anyways?  :biggriin:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #333 on: October 24, 2007, 10:12:11 PM »
I vote burn, its cold and rainy right now outside and i need a good fire to warm me up. Then maybe we can have a leg afterwards  :unsure:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #334 on: October 24, 2007, 10:43:07 PM »
I'm sorry McKnight (in indian accent) but just for the fun I am going to say BURN!!!!!!!!


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #335 on: October 24, 2007, 11:06:46 PM »
Yeah, I think it would be good to roast us up some McKnights.

(reference: Monty Python & the Holy Grail; this sounds appetizing)

Hey, it could be something you can tell your kids about.

Nothing like online virtual capital punishment to make people think twice about online virtual religious heresy.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #336 on: October 24, 2007, 11:44:17 PM »
I have a difficult time thinking that anyone from Denmark can be that evil.

Yes I know it's a silly way to make a decision.  :closed-eyes:

Pulls up chair.  :::cheers:::
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Offline Feanor Fire Heart

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #337 on: October 25, 2007, 02:19:01 AM »
Haven't met him on the boards yet (I think)  But if your an inquisitor, isnt there suppose to be some test or ritual you do to see if he is heritical?  And if he fails your burn him...

Wait!  This sounds oh so familiar
Peasant:  We found a witch may we burn her?
::insert the rest::
Knight: So why do witches burn?
Peasant: um...cause...cause they're made of wood?
::fast forward a bit more::
Peasant: So if she weights the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
Knight: And therefore?
Peasant: (Long Pause) A WITCH! :mellow:

edited for spelling mistakes, my bad.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #338 on: October 25, 2007, 10:08:42 AM »
Get me a tin opener and my clubbing stick, we are gonna have a barbie!

Just because this was looking too much like a democracy I decided to rename a stranger McKnight and burnt him, the look of surprise on his face made me realise I had got the right man;

"typical of chaos worshippers they never expect to be burnt; therefore if you burn someone and they look surprised they are chaos worshippers" I believe that is a direct quote from Ghandi (but I may have made some mistakes in the translation).
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #339 on: October 25, 2007, 02:09:09 PM »
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


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Offline Feanor Fire Heart

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #340 on: October 25, 2007, 02:36:26 PM »
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!


Let me go!

He is pure...I think :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #341 on: October 25, 2007, 02:40:17 PM »
Just because i get a little cough both here and in real life you all abandon me!? :?
Think of all the heretics i have burned through my years of service!

I am not a heretic, I accused Midaski as a heretic and like the heretic worm he is, he twisted around the matter and turned it upon me, to avoid prosecution!
Midaski is the real heretic!
Let me go!

Burn is such a harsh term, I like cleanse.

We're not burning you because your a heretic, we're cleansing you because your infected.  To bad Clorox and Neosporin hasn't been invented yet. 

Midaski isn't a heretic either, hes just the Changer of the Ways.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #342 on: October 25, 2007, 03:37:16 PM »
Well, as it stands (if I counted correctly) thats 4 to 2 (I think Rufas voted in your favor)

Thankfully for you your case of nurgles rot appears to have cleared up....

You obviously are not a heretic, we were merely voting to cleanse you of your physical impurities

Since we no longer have to... We are just going to tie you to a tree and let little kids with stick beat on you for a little bit  :engel:

Thanks for participating in the lighter side of the Inquisition  :happy:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #343 on: October 25, 2007, 04:07:25 PM »
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #344 on: October 25, 2007, 04:11:30 PM »
Now that we have cleared McKnight, can we please get back to the serious business of burning (or clensing, if you insist) Midaski.  :closed-eyes:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #345 on: October 25, 2007, 04:28:27 PM »
We could stuff him full of candy, hang him from a branch and let the kids use him like a pinanta.  Hey wait, he's Danish, never mind.

So does that mean he's already full of sweet sticky gooey bits?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #346 on: October 25, 2007, 04:37:40 PM »
In his case sweet might be a subjective term.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #347 on: October 25, 2007, 04:44:16 PM »
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #348 on: October 25, 2007, 05:18:25 PM »
I think after this episode in which one of our numbers had nearly suffered the fiery fate of Chaos fiends, we at the Inquisition should take this time to reassess our resolve and renew our vigilance against temptation from the dark forces.

OK. Enough ponderin and more burnin.

Whose next to be lit?!
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Good idea

Lonearcher, your part of the PR department, and as of Midaskis most recent medellings.... Our support has dropped a little (I can barely afford my 5x castles!)

Perhaps you can find a way to boost public morale? Bring back the t-shirts... something

Or, instead of boosting public morale... Instilling fear is always a good alternative  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #349 on: October 25, 2007, 05:35:54 PM »
Iíll get on it. But you know as well as I do I mustnít perform Threadomancy.
Iíll see what I can do Ö

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