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Offline Rufas the Eccentric

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #450 on: November 16, 2007, 06:04:15 AM »
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #451 on: November 16, 2007, 06:28:11 AM »
All that really means is he probably isn't old enough to be your great grandfather.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #452 on: November 16, 2007, 06:29:57 AM »
I am younger than Midaski, thats all anyone needs to know.  :closed-eyes:

So am I... lets just leave it at that... for now  :-)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #453 on: November 16, 2007, 06:35:06 AM »
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #454 on: November 16, 2007, 06:37:20 AM »
I can't remember about Warlord, but I don't think he is 30 yet... I thought I remembered something about that...

I'm not even 25!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #455 on: November 16, 2007, 07:11:42 AM »
lol maybe its the old man in the avatar or wiseness beyond years  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #456 on: November 16, 2007, 08:00:28 AM »
JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
I is Inquisitor.I is can burn you.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #457 on: November 16, 2007, 08:32:20 AM »
Welcome welcome Blind knight, im sure Wyzer will add you to the roster.

Some mod is haltering our process.... damn you! :dry:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #458 on: November 16, 2007, 09:11:49 AM »
Ahhh bless, look we are teaching the mods things, they have to learn all the little technical bits they have never touched before to try and stem our tide. I actually find it somewhat heartening that we are perhaps not pointless. In addition to burning heretics (and thus helping to heat old peoples houses, very civic duty) we are also improving Calvins skills and thus making him a better person.
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Offline Midaski

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #459 on: November 16, 2007, 09:53:56 AM »
It looks like I missed some 'manipulating' by Calvin whilst I was asleep.

[ Note: Intelligence levels of Inquisitors at new low, as they can't work out what time of day it would be in Mod timezones, and they can't look at the main page to see "Who's Online" ]

Manipulating is a waste of time - Calvin, just watch for my mighty mace which can sweep away the whole thread and all visible records with one swing, to return the Introductions thread to its rightful place.


 :engel:


PS: Why are we being discriminatory on this forum and picking on the 'gingers'  ::heretic::

 
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #460 on: November 16, 2007, 10:06:35 AM »
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadnt visited the inquisition as the first thing when you came on.

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Offline Midaski

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #461 on: November 16, 2007, 10:20:01 AM »
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!

That's the trouble with teenagers they think all of us more mature veterans need to frequent somewhere like Madame R's - it's only the sad weirdo wizards in reality.
Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:


We actually looked at your activity yesterday Midaski, we wondered why you hadn't visited the Inquisition as the first thing when you came on.


Minor institutions are way down the list of priorities ......................



 :engel:


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Metal to Finecast - It is mostly a swap of medium. 

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #462 on: November 16, 2007, 11:05:12 AM »
You forget that slaanesh is the Serpent and a water god :)  I go gladly into her arms   :-D

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #463 on: November 16, 2007, 11:15:20 AM »
What incompetence - Inquisitors that do not know how to torture a pleasure worshipper ...............


............. stick him in a communal cell with some accountants and lawyers. 
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #464 on: November 16, 2007, 11:16:54 AM »
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #465 on: November 16, 2007, 03:49:07 PM »
I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #466 on: November 16, 2007, 04:58:13 PM »
I should have mentioned, single best feature of OneNote 2007 is the network sync of a notebook between several computers. Incredibly useful! EverNote isn't bad, it's just ugly as all get out, and it's not as intuitive to use as OneNote.

That's proof enough for me.

You might want to start running now Wyzer.
?? what did I miss ??  OneNote2007 is a MSOffice 2007 program?  (I have it...) Which I was the advocator of MS in the first place

Im confused  :|  Did you mean I should start running (away) or running OneNote2007 ?

All this thread-slicing is blending conversations together worse than usual  :|

JOB APLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF JUNIOR LACKEY FOR THE INQUSITION

name:the blind knight

age:15

past experience:none(but ready to learn)

qualities:pyromaniac,no morality problems,blind loyalty to the highest bidder,wiling to burn his brother to join,owns a blowtorch,looks like a withhunter,likes to wear large hats,owns a bulldog

area of coverage:can burn anybody in eastern empire(eastern Europe)

salary:will work for food and shelter

job expectations:none

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
classic! Its amazing, even in these troubled times we manage to recruit new members  :happy: Consider yourself a member of the Inquisition

I'm insulted. I wouldn't dare meddle with the inquisition.
Really? I detect no sarcasm in your post

Which must mean another more sinister moderator must be responsible for this... this... travesty!
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Offline Rufas the Eccentric

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #467 on: November 16, 2007, 07:31:23 PM »
you are the ones oppressing us! You wont get any discount at Madame R's!
 
Checking the list we find the Lord of the Exchequer as been banned from Madame Rosalita's House of Delights.  His tastes in perversion far exceeded the modesty of Two Ton Sally.

Where do you think all those taxes go  - Some of us have our own harems.   :closed-eyes:
I was wondering where those Skink's got off to.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #468 on: November 16, 2007, 07:55:58 PM »
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #469 on: November 16, 2007, 08:52:04 PM »
Lawyers eh Midaski?  I have legal qualifications myself  :)  How do you think I survived so long?

Even pain brings pleasure to those who are devoted :)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! (Pulls out repeater handgun) Die chaos worshipping scum! (fires over and over again until crimspnsphinx starts twitching but is still alive) To the jails with you!
..
Sanj

Ouch, but he had it coming.

And what is with the Inquisition!? They let a guy in who, when writing his resume, did not put spaces between the commas and the next word. I have lost much faith in this group of zealots.

not that I had a lot anyways...
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #470 on: November 16, 2007, 09:08:29 PM »
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #471 on: November 16, 2007, 09:25:31 PM »
But im still alive.  I have toughness 5 fool, mere handguns cant wound a chaos lord :)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #472 on: November 16, 2007, 09:26:41 PM »
You don't put the first letter in your sentences in capital... :dry:

Yes I do! :biggriin:

But I'm not part of the Inquistion.
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #473 on: November 16, 2007, 11:50:08 PM »
So apprently one of the mods thinks they have a sense of humour....  :icon_wink:

Although on the bright side the Inquisition is finally a sticky  :-D

EDIT: Or not...
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Offline Rufas the Eccentric

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #474 on: November 17, 2007, 12:04:45 AM »
It seems to be the best place to post this invitation for free beer at the Brewery.  Needless to  say Rufas and all of the gang from Salzenmund are on the way.

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=19881&st=0&gopid=213819&#entry213819

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Greetings, my friends!  To celebrate my recent appointment to Thane of Urbaz Troggdal (a suburb of Karak Hirn) by King Alrik, my family and I are hosting a 3-day party--or longer, if you wish!  My father-in-law, Mordin, runs the clan's Grizzdal Tavern in Urbaz Troggdal, and he is allowing us to hold the celebration at their inn!  We will have free food and ale (including Bugman's Finest and Dwarfen Gold), and we have even arranged for several caravans from Barak Varr to keep us supplied with these nourishments!
Everyone is welcome--Dwarf, Human, Elf, Ogre!  My Ogre mercenaries, their families and friends will be there, and I hope Wissenlander and other friends from the Empire will join us.  Elves are welcome, too!  We even invite everyone who wishes to, to stay overnight--wherever they can find a place to sleep!
There will be music--especially that provided by my lovely and talented wife, Thora, and her musicians--dancing and other festivities.  You can meet our family, including our wonderful children Mordin, Falgrim and Asgerd.
NOTICE TO THIEVES--Beware!  We have hired some of our Dogs of War acquaintances--Konrad Richter and his Cursed Company Skeletons, reinforced with a company of Blood Dragon Grave Guards--to protect our coin-boxes and other valuables.  So, do not even think about trying to rob us!
I repeat:  Everyone of goodwill is welcome to come and celebrate this joyous occasion with us!  Just follow the road north from Karak Hirn, and you can't miss us!  We will be the ones having fun!  Thank you!
« Last Edit: November 17, 2007, 01:38:28 AM by Rufas the Eccentric »
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