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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #625 on: February 13, 2008, 09:44:41 AM »
THe Inquisition won....  :happy:

We shall have ballads written about this glorious victory in the bloody war against heretics!

Now go back to your underground culture until we fetch one of you at the time and cleanse the lands!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #626 on: February 13, 2008, 02:59:53 PM »
The power of the gods of chaos will win in the end. Your pitiful pretender god and your puppet emperor will stand for a time, but all things end in Chaos. All men eventually bow to the Dark Gods.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #627 on: February 13, 2008, 03:18:36 PM »
"I hear the White father keeps on speaking with a cloven tounge! Through centuries your minións have harrassed tortured and murdered my people, the true children of the land. In the end, you are forcing us to side with our erstwhile enemies, the beasts and the cultists, for you too only saw us as enemies, even when we only stayed in our forests!"

"Kin after kin have been whiped out! For the constant fight we have waged against the Beasts of Chaos your only thanks are to burn our forests and murderer our children! Is that the gratitude for having invisibly protected your sleeping villagers from the beasts of the woods?"

"You manlings will have much to regret for your blind arrogance. People who cannot separate friend from foe, innocent from villain. No, kill them all! Well, one day you may only have your own to kill and murder, I guess it will hardly stop you!"

"We merely asked to be left in peace, instead you push your settlers closer and closer. Do you not understand that where settlement seems safer, it also means my people, the elves of the forest, keeps the woods safe? But when we are gone, the beasts will come. Mark my words!"

"But since all you offer the elves of the forest is war, fire and murder, we have no other option but to defend ourself and the land that was granted to us by our gods, to keep free from the taint of chaos. You white fools! One day you will learn that money cannot feed you or buy away the beasts and warriors of chaos!"
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #628 on: February 13, 2008, 03:57:34 PM »
get out of Bretonnia. NOW! find your own land. Go back to your stinking isle which you so cleverly stole from J.R.R. Tolkien. And thanks for adding me to the torch guys. :)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #629 on: February 13, 2008, 04:19:22 PM »
This is our land, you are the intruders. We are are the indigenous population and you are nothing but brutal colonizers! You may win, but history will remember our gallant stand against the greedy, landhungry, goldhungry and cowardly humans!

And my people live in the Great forest. The affairs of the court of Loren is not mine to decide, as yours are not to decide the affairs of king Leoncour!

Asrais = Native Americans, Aboriginies etc... Empire = Greedy, soody European colonists and later USA.

Well, who gets the symphaty! :icon_mrgreen:

Since my argument and attempt to teach you about the true nature about the threat of Chaos and all my people have done for you have fallen to dead ears, why should we keep aiding you?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #630 on: February 13, 2008, 04:27:45 PM »
My hunters of Sigmar will fell those foul beasts. And as the brother of the Duke of Brionne, I have a right to interfere with Bretonnia business.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #631 on: February 13, 2008, 07:52:45 PM »
An invitation to all Inquisitors:  My altar alter ego, Ironmonger, has just reached the vaunted level of Lord (900 posts) over at the Brewery.  Having purloined 50,000 kegs of Bugman's Brew since the beginning of the month there is plenty of beer for a party.  All of the gang from Madame Rosalita's is there, so stop on by for free beer.  :::cheers:::

http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=20949&st=0#entry224667

Go ahead and register if you have to.  It's the next closest thing to W-E.com out there.

Any who don't show up get  ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #632 on: February 13, 2008, 10:23:05 PM »
only 900, your alter ego is nowhere near as active as your good self (or maybe far more active therefore less time to post)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #633 on: February 14, 2008, 08:29:13 PM »
Good (?) Gentlemen (?) of the Sigmarite Holy Inquisitorial Tabernacle of Solace!!!

I come to you with grave news!!! Heresy!!! Heresy at the Source!!! Do you Brave Inquisitors have the fortitude of Heart and Mind to face what may well be the Source of all heresy?

I implore you to travel to this link: http://uk.games-workshop.com/storefront/store.uk?do=Individual&code=99110202056&orignav=13

Tell me you do not see the Vile Slander! Tell me you do not see the Corruption! And that too on the Most Holy Symbol of Sigmar!!!

Arise Inquisitors!!! Arise!!!  ::heretic::  ::heretic:: ::heretic::

Now to sit back and watch the fun....  :engel:


EDIT: The spelling of "Sigmar" has been restored to it's true form now that it has most nobly served its purpose in showing the B.I.G.S.H.I.T. the heresy inherent in the system.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #634 on: February 14, 2008, 08:56:27 PM »
To Nottingham ! Get the torches !

We will slay whoever is responsible for this most foul of deeds !

Burn the Witch !


Let's see how many flame letters we can get people to send...
« Last Edit: February 14, 2008, 08:58:41 PM by warhammerlord_soth »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #635 on: February 14, 2008, 09:01:18 PM »
 :happy: Oh good, a response!

Did you actually spot the Heresy? Or are you just jumping on the bandwagon? (Although considering that you're only the first person to respond you ARE the bandwagon.)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #636 on: February 14, 2008, 09:05:35 PM »
Just wait and see if Wyzer1 spots it ..........................

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #637 on: February 14, 2008, 09:07:20 PM »
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
i have seen it... the heresy!!!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #638 on: February 14, 2008, 09:10:01 PM »
Band wagon filling up...

Even Midaski brought a torch   :biggriin:

Great to see that our lord chancellor joined us  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #639 on: February 14, 2008, 09:16:30 PM »
Note to w-e members

Posting in White doesn't confuse tech people, especially if you post white on blue (warhammerlord_soth)  :wink: And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

I do it for my own self satisfaction  :-D

Truly a vile deed indeed.... I never check the UK sight... But I guess this means we must torch England  :roll:  (and Midaskis plan backfires...)
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #640 on: February 14, 2008, 09:18:36 PM »
OH no they didnt! :ph34r:


*Ducks under a table in fear of what wyzer will do when he spots it.*


First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

And then i saw it!...  HERESY!!!! ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #641 on: February 14, 2008, 09:35:42 PM »
First i thought you were talking about the model and i thought: "Thats not new"... then i thought it could be the something in the text because you Spelled Sigmar wrong, Perambulator (you will have to pay a fine for that btw).

That wasn't a spelling error, that was a hint for the Forces of Righteousness! Now that it has served it's purpose I'll just go back and restore it to its true form...done.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #642 on: February 14, 2008, 09:36:58 PM »
And I refuse to go on some crusade for the amusement of a shark...

 :happy: Can you blame me for taking pleasure in seeing wrongs righted?  :engel:

EDIT: Oh, and I actually did check to see which color my post would be before I posted the white text!  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #643 on: February 14, 2008, 09:39:11 PM »
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #644 on: February 14, 2008, 09:41:20 PM »
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #645 on: February 14, 2008, 09:44:13 PM »
Does the term "devil's advocate" mean anything to you ?

I have no idea what you are talking about...  :engel:

Exactly !
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #646 on: February 15, 2008, 04:01:39 AM »
Well they got the spelling correct once.  50% is about what we expect from GW.  Still, this only one sin out of so so many that deserve burning.

Rather than taking our justifiable rage out on the entire British Isles, however much they may deserve it*, I say that we should be content with burning Tom Kirby.  I'll bring the marshmallows.   :smile2:

*Sorry Midaski! Guilt by association.  :closed-eyes:

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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #647 on: February 15, 2008, 07:20:17 AM »
Somehow I can't open the page. My best guess is you wanted to sit back and watch the fun, you racist bastard. But I can't be sure.... What did the GW guys do now?
-EDIT- I figure it's about war altar
« Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 07:23:44 AM by Obi »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #648 on: February 15, 2008, 12:06:20 PM »
Wow the model sucks AND the spelling is all wrong.  Thats just sad.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #649 on: February 15, 2008, 03:04:59 PM »
That's too much for me. Even the creators are heretic. Just... sad. :unsure:
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