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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #650 on: February 15, 2008, 03:12:44 PM »
yup, we're all gonna die now. Even though I'm an inquisitor, I won't burn down my LGS as they don't have the model. Besides, we have Philly to RIP LGSs
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Offline Cannonofdoom

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #651 on: February 15, 2008, 03:18:40 PM »
I think the real heresy here is in expecting GW to do anything right. Did you read this month's White Dwarf? In the battle report it's the new VC vs Empire. There's a War Altar in the Empire army and apparently he was casting Cleansing Flame with it. I don't know what the hell Cleansing Flame is. There's a Cleansing FlaRe, but I've never seen a Cleansing FlaMe.
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Offline Alexander de Wissont

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #652 on: February 15, 2008, 03:36:07 PM »
Not read it. Did we (the Empire) win? :icon_rolleyes:
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Offline Cannonofdoom

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #653 on: February 15, 2008, 03:41:07 PM »
It was a preview for Vampire Counts. Guess who won.

Actually the Arch Lector on the war altar (Who was equipped only with Heavy Armor, a Great Weapon, and the Silver Horn) killed a Vampire Lord, who was scouting (why?) when he charged him. I don't think it was the General though, as it was a 3k battle.

Honestly, I don't know who won. I didn't read the report, I just skimmed it.
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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #654 on: February 15, 2008, 03:43:24 PM »
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
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Offline Alexander de Wissont

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #655 on: February 15, 2008, 03:48:30 PM »
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #656 on: February 15, 2008, 04:18:34 PM »
With the amount of heretics ever increasing, I think we need a new inquisitor. If I may take the liberty of suggestion, I suggest my padawan.  :wink:
Sigmar! Master chose me! "happy-dance"
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Offline Alexander de Wissont

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #657 on: February 15, 2008, 04:23:05 PM »
Wyzer1, thanks.
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Offline Midaski

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #658 on: February 15, 2008, 07:33:55 PM »
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #659 on: February 15, 2008, 07:43:50 PM »
I just hope that the Inquisition will make sure that any new appointments are aware that being an Inquisitor requires some professionalism.

Particularly new Inquisitors with short 'nicks' who seem to be trying to make posts with the fewest letters possible in them, and an avatar of a great British actor who would be turning in his grave at the quality of spelling and use of 'typing shorthand' associated with his picture.................

One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too.

 :engel:

Who are you talking about? Our inquisitors all work hard on scouting the forums for heresy (you of all people witnessed that, Midaski) so sometimes they dont have the time needed to post long messages like some other people  :closed-eyes:

Damn Wyzer, you changed your avatar... why?.. WHY? now i wont reckonise your posts anymore.
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #660 on: February 15, 2008, 07:46:06 PM »
"One of my fellow Mods seem to have activated his Mace of Deletion - this is just in case he didn't send a suitable PM too."

uh... hmm,  I must have missed this....

 :unsure:
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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #661 on: February 15, 2008, 07:58:31 PM »
I think that was about the OHC. But come on grandpa, what's wrong with my spelling.
                    I'll burn myself a couple of times ^^  ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
And yes, I did it on purpose.
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Offline Hochland Hero

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #662 on: February 15, 2008, 08:30:13 PM »
im probably the least hardworking i spend most of my time chillen with the sisters of sigmar  :biggriin:
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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #663 on: February 15, 2008, 08:34:25 PM »
I don't quite get that.
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Offline Cannonofdoom

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #664 on: February 15, 2008, 08:50:19 PM »
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #665 on: February 15, 2008, 09:43:29 PM »
I don't quite get that.

A clear example of the ineptitude rampant within the Inquisition.

I move it be disolved, and all it's assets and land be evenly distributed to me.
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire! TOgether with burning witches and all that.

Hochland Hero. I will investigate this matter of your contribution to the inquisition's work. I would have to interogate each sister personally. Return to your lodgings.
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #666 on: February 15, 2008, 09:50:47 PM »
Only thinking of yourself, like a true heretic. We on the other hand, fight for freedom and peace and justice throughout the Empire!

 :? Since when?

Did I miss that memo?
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #667 on: February 15, 2008, 09:52:54 PM »
Yes perhaps... it must have been shredded along everything else in the Midaski case i think it was.
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Offline Captain Tineal

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #668 on: March 03, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »
Though I'm not a member of the Inquisition... I can NOT let Obi's heresy go unpunished...

If it pleases the court, please view exhibit A: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?topic=20207.msg250197#msg250197

Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer, but he calls beer LAME in this post!

This is very serious crime, and I hope that the Inquisition will bring it's full, and impotent might to bear on this!
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Offline Perambulator

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #669 on: March 03, 2008, 07:33:06 PM »
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:
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Offline Wyzer1

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #670 on: March 03, 2008, 07:36:32 PM »
I think we are getting a little off-topic here, dont you think?  :roll:

This mod-war of unlocking/locking this topic is entertaining however

Mace versus Squishy Inquisitors isn't much of a battle (as McNurgle found out), but Mace versus Mace? Surely this will lead to the Zombie Apocalypse everyone is looking forward to?
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Offline Captain Tineal

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #671 on: March 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM »
Now I'm not a fancy shark, or a lawyer...


Now, that's the third reference to me today! I have nothing to do with this! Why drag a reference to me into it?  :unsure:


You should feel flattered P-Man... I could have referenced a Septapus, or an eccentric wizard, or a certain quotable member, or even a bunch of bearded bananas.... but no, I picked you.

Also, I wanted it to sound like court room rhetoric, so I figured that would help.

I'd also like to take my accolades now for single handedly driving the Inquisition OT while trying to say something on topic.  :icon_biggrin:
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Offline wissenlander

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #672 on: March 03, 2008, 08:40:03 PM »
Ok, since this is the magical realm of Spamalot (:wink:) and I shant get into too much trouble for taking things off topic...

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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #673 on: March 03, 2008, 08:44:09 PM »
From what movie is it. And wis, why do you deserve a fate of burning? Surely you must know...
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Offline QQ3

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #674 on: March 03, 2008, 08:47:38 PM »
You see... some people around here do have really long sticks

Haven't you seen our codpieces?  :roll:
You see... i usually look peoples eyes, not their codpieces. Still having bad dreams about Powder Monkeys rant about imperial sized codpieces.


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