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Offline Dendo Star

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #800 on: March 12, 2008, 03:57:00 AM »
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
I'm in college!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #801 on: March 12, 2008, 05:49:40 AM »
Man...Slaanesh?  You had to pick the crappy Chaos god?
As my avatar suggests there was a reason it was Slaanesh....

I didn't just willy-nilly pick a Chaos god out of thin air

*Puts on Lawyer Sounding Voice and prepares to enter convincing Speach-Mode*



My good men of the Empire, I think there is a good deal of misunderstanding here concerning my motives. For Slaanesh is a kind Chaos God, an accepting Chaos God. Some of his worshippers have given the lot a bad name due to excessive excesses, but we are not all bad! For even the most pios of Priests have certain amongst their ranks that give them a bad name

A mere day ago you all would have followed me to the ends of the Forum and back! (assuming you didn't have to actually do anything  :dry: ) Why should this suddenly change?

So, Slaanesh, along with providing insane slumber parties, also comes with 24/7 tech suppport, extended vacations/Appendages, and a life-time supply of onsite manflayer service.






Actual Boring Reasoning:
I was just having a bit of fun  :wink:  Plus I am looking at secondary armies to start, and honestly I do not like Chaos as a whole, but a Dark Elf 'Slaaneshy' army list looks like a ton of fun, also considering they are getting a new book soon, so I think I am going to start them as a secondary army when I get back from DC

Empire will always be Number 1 in my heart though, dont fear  :wink:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #802 on: March 12, 2008, 06:05:23 AM »
O yea I'm l  :icon_eek: ing...(see I'm staring)

...forward for the new DE book as well.

While I cannot join you in your insane slumber parties (this forum is dominated by those I don't wish to slumber with) I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

If that 3 eyed countess happens to come along please PM me and I'll sell me soul then and there. However even tho she has 5 arms they're all for me so hands off.
« Last Edit: March 12, 2008, 06:22:31 AM by Ben Seib »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #803 on: March 12, 2008, 06:15:04 AM »
O yea I'm l :icon_eek:king...(see I'm staring)

What? 

I cant wait until the new Dark Elf book too. I do hope they redo the spearelves, if the don't then I don't even think I will play them.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #804 on: March 12, 2008, 02:53:19 PM »
Wyzer, you no longer command the inquisitorial army. The combined inquisitors have releived you of you duties. Trial by hammer II
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #805 on: March 12, 2008, 04:06:20 PM »
Whats all this hullabaloo about?







 :engel:

Page 46 and 47, dark pages in the Inquisitions history....
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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #806 on: March 12, 2008, 04:09:09 PM »
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #807 on: March 12, 2008, 04:11:17 PM »
Yes! It worked!
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #808 on: March 12, 2008, 04:14:54 PM »
Now now, backing away from your newfound god so soon....

Well, Ill let this go
Great stuff.

My wife has laid a curse upon you for providing the link though...

That's no matter, is it? She's no witch, I hope. Or else you would've burned, would you not?

And we'll call it even  :wink:
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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #809 on: March 12, 2008, 04:18:55 PM »
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #810 on: March 12, 2008, 04:33:13 PM »
You see... even Obi is seconding MY promotion...
Have one  on Midaski's tab.  :::cheers:::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #811 on: March 12, 2008, 04:45:03 PM »
Damn ya.
I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Offline Nicholas Bies

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #812 on: March 12, 2008, 05:04:11 PM »

You got to wonder about the power of the force when a Jedi Master needs to repeat himself...maybe worshipping Slaanesh makes you immune to mind games.
The greatest form of control which can go on forever until it is exposed is a tyranny you can't see, touch and taste (unlike totalitarian Govts). When you sit in a prison cell but can't see the bars, because people don't rebel against not being free when they think they're are.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #813 on: March 12, 2008, 05:10:58 PM »
I didn't repeat myself. Maybe switching from two cities makes you blind   :engel:
Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #814 on: March 12, 2008, 05:14:36 PM »
no living in hong kong makes my eyes squint and then I can't see straight *ducks for cover!!! haha no just couldn't resisit the jibe. My best friends are chinese*

No you qouted Soth twice is what I was getting at.
The greatest form of control which can go on forever until it is exposed is a tyranny you can't see, touch and taste (unlike totalitarian Govts). When you sit in a prison cell but can't see the bars, because people don't rebel against not being free when they think they're are.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #815 on: March 12, 2008, 06:24:35 PM »
Read my answer to Obi's post...

no calling it even yet...

I WANT A BIG FAT PROMOTION !!!!!

Here you go.  One Big Fat Promotion...

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #816 on: March 12, 2008, 10:21:43 PM »
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #817 on: March 12, 2008, 10:25:43 PM »
What a strange twisted place this thread is... shouldn't it be locked again by this point?

Phil
Hey?!

Not cool

Why lock it? Only a handful of people browse this thread, and we enjoy it, so what harm is there in it?*



*Besides the gradual dropping of everyons IQ
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #818 on: March 12, 2008, 10:29:23 PM »
Well I wasn't advocating a locking, I was just wondering why the mods have stopped their sadistic game...

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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #820 on: March 12, 2008, 10:40:49 PM »
Hello, what is with this place? Have you all fallen?
Arrrhhh.... and this flirting with slaaneshis... Kill them as painlessly as possible, and the burn them! That is the way. But I better make a self-check like Wisscount just to make sure...

Orgies: Hell no, no way!
Dress in pink: No, not that one either. I do not do well in pink.
BDSM: Well, actually yes. Come on for Sigmars sake! You are supposed to be inquisitors! Tying up and whiping people is what we do all day!

Well 2 of 3, and the third is not exclusively slaaneshi, it is a common trait among righteous inquisitor, at least if you´re dominant.

But now we need to do something! Obi! We must act! The temple is falling apart around us as we speak! Corruption runs riot and you wanted to burn me earlier for bringing warning about this!

Now, hand me a badge and and I shall take my axe and go smithing the unholy in all its guises!
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #821 on: March 12, 2008, 10:43:37 PM »
Thats the spirit  :roll:

Not all of us have fallen, but for some strange reason the other Inquisitors keep chasing me around with pitchforks

You must stop the heathans!  :icon_lol:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #822 on: March 12, 2008, 10:46:45 PM »
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Oh, and remember GW made it personal, not you!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #823 on: March 12, 2008, 10:54:15 PM »
So you mean to say you are innocent, Wyzer? That it is Obi and the others that are the corrupt ones? :icon_eek:
Indeed that is the case, a sad day when the mighty Inquisitors fall. I cannot believe they tried to frame a High Inquisitor to look like a Slaanesh worshipper

Foolish, truly foolish  :engel:



And, on a lighter note

This post put me above Warlord in post count, I am finally on the top 10  :happy:

Drinks all around!  :::cheers:::  :::cheers::: (on Warlords tab  :-D )

EDIT: Wyzer hopes Warlord is either A.) in a good mood or B.) Doesn't actually read this thread
« Last Edit: March 12, 2008, 11:03:01 PM by Wyzer1 »
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #824 on: March 12, 2008, 11:11:48 PM »
Nothing wrong with orgies or bdsm, but I don't personally dress in pink. 

I have enough pink in my house with all my pink models and pink dice!  Does that make me truely slaanesh?

Don't you answer a thing Wyzer!  :-D
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