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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #900 on: March 25, 2008, 10:00:43 AM »
Damn I knew I had mispelled it!

As the honourable man I am... A new updated avatar.

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ps: Offroad you are not helping... :dry:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #901 on: March 25, 2008, 10:06:21 AM »
Mathi... when did you fill out a membership application? You have no authority here.
Offroad is classified.

Wyzer... we need to clean up this mess. All inquisitors, meet me in our super secret hiding room for a talk of behaviour in our chapter house. All beastmen go to the yard outside. Crazy rouge sigmarites, go pray in the church.

Oh, so now you go and try to become somekind of elite society with some odd and bizzare view of what is spam and what is not! Oh, we go burn someone... because we list evidence, bla, bla... Offroad classified... Sure.
I know Offroad is after my scalp and that he hates me here aswell as on Ulthuan.net because I have different standpoint than him. Sure, I will go and leave you to your petty games that "newbs" like me are not allowed to partake in.

Get of my back! :icon_mad:
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #902 on: March 25, 2008, 10:08:07 AM »
The Sigmarite inquisition is Serious Business. Perhaps too serious for some...  :icon_biggrin:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #903 on: March 25, 2008, 10:11:31 AM »
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that. But hey, Offroards campaign of making this a boring place seems to be working out nicely.
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #904 on: March 25, 2008, 10:19:08 AM »
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Now if he has threatened you on your life, then maybe we can do something about it....
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #905 on: March 25, 2008, 10:30:37 AM »
Trying to make me laugh? Yeah, good luck with that.

I am starting to think that may also be an impossible task.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #906 on: March 25, 2008, 10:45:36 AM »
Excuse me, but when exactly were there EVER high quality posts in the Inquisition thread?

Just wondering...

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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #907 on: March 25, 2008, 12:02:40 PM »
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #908 on: March 25, 2008, 12:06:56 PM »
Any time I post in here, of course!  :icon_razz:

For which we are eternally grateful, oh mighty rufus !

(come on guys, we might be able to lure him into the ranks of the inquisition...)
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #909 on: March 25, 2008, 12:50:28 PM »
Well, the first case of the re-organised iquisition:
Well this is it my foolish attepmt to destroy the inquisition that will get no replies whatsoever. We are an elite group of warriors who will one day bring the TRUE word of reason to this realm.
Obviously a heretic! I suggest a dishonourable discharge after the mission to buy marshmallows, which we can roast when he burns.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #910 on: March 25, 2008, 08:37:00 PM »
Well Mathi, Offroad is a stubborn opponent of the inquisition but we just cant seem to nail him...

Uh.. are you sure you have been trying? I mean, how many times have I said I wanted to start a Chaos army, then a Dark Elf army then I supported the High Elves every chance I get. You dudes just are not trying hard enough. :happy:

Although it is suprising to see that this thread has 55 pages, if I could get to that stats page I would look at where it is on the list. But I can never find it and I have to rely on some other member to link it... hint hint :wink:

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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #911 on: March 25, 2008, 08:48:41 PM »
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #912 on: March 25, 2008, 09:17:56 PM »
Oh well....

http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/index.php?action=stats

Also, consider yourself nailed... now to get an even bigger hammer.. Ghal-Maraz, where are you ?

Yay!

This topic is huge, like overwhelmingly huge. :ph34r:
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #913 on: March 25, 2008, 09:52:57 PM »
Hmm this is nice.. one of the first to openly step on the bonfire himself. There you go Offroad, watch the step.

And yes it is huge, but remember that a part of it has actually got nothing to do with this inquisition, it has a relation yes, but nohing with our operations.
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #914 on: March 26, 2008, 01:23:05 AM »
Well, it ´s seems to have been trimmed abit, have it not?

Anyway, defending the HE is a most hineous crime in mine eyes! I mean, the asrais will not take lightly upon it. Maybe we should hand him over them? They will surely give him a fair trial. :icon_razz:

I mean, you inquisitors should not work outside the law, should you? That is the area for the true defenders of the faith.

Well, since you have no need for my services, I will leave, take the pious flagellant Helborg with me, and go found a new Church of Sigmar.
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #915 on: March 26, 2008, 01:34:21 AM »
Announcement!

I have cleaned out all the threads that were ever merged into this one. All that remains are the things deliberately posted to the inquisition. Therefore, no one has any cause to moan about the moderators any more.

In fact, the next person to complain about the moderators messing up their wonderful, literate, interesting thread will discover what oppressive moderation really means.   :icon_twisted:


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Offline offroadfury88

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #916 on: March 26, 2008, 02:33:08 AM »
Wow, I cant believe they just took it apart, how strange. Perhaps its because they didn't like owning the number one spot in number of posts.
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Offline Warlord

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #917 on: March 26, 2008, 03:57:28 AM »
So people complain when we don't do what they want, and then they complain we do.

What are we; GW?
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Offline offroadfury88

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #918 on: March 26, 2008, 05:41:37 AM »
hahaha, I'm just doing it on purpose.  :wink:
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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #919 on: March 26, 2008, 05:47:23 AM »
What are we; GW?

See what you can achieve ?

I'll try to translate an appropriate local proverb.

"For never has a cook been found, who can please the diners all around..."

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Offline Alexander de Wissont

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #920 on: March 26, 2008, 07:03:11 AM »
Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't get the proverb...
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Offline McKnight

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #921 on: March 26, 2008, 07:09:28 AM »
This is most interesting. You actually listened to me....wauw...
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #922 on: March 26, 2008, 09:44:10 AM »
.......... and now there are 'new' posts in the 'split' topics showing right through to Page 3 ................

 :engel:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #923 on: March 26, 2008, 09:55:43 AM »
Oh, well.

In honour of the Illustruious mods of this site, I am proud to announce that I, Mathi Alfblut, right hand man of Luthor Huss, have founded the Church of st. Midaski, of the Holy sigmarite Faith!

Other by the Empire ordained cults are allowed inside, and we even have a side Altar for the Ulricians, for it is unfitting not to aknowledge Sigmars own God, but mind you, I will not take any Sigmar trashing in my church!
For now, we have secondary chapels for Ulric, Morr and Thal and more will come. A separate Shallaya chapel with attached infirmary will be attached, but we need a suitable caretaker first.

So far, the only stat is I, Arch confessor Mathi Alfblut.
I have in my service, the blessed repentant orator Amulus, who is presently about to start a tour and gather sheeps for his flock!

Well, If the Inquisition thinks they cannot have the Church of st. Midanski on their premisses, we will start afresh, but I do not wish to upset the Holy st. Midaski if it is not to his liking that we do so. :engel:

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Offline warhammerlord_soth

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #924 on: March 26, 2008, 10:10:38 AM »
I object !

Midaski may be many things, but he's definitely no saint...

Next thing you know you'll have him drinking from the Grail...
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