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Offline Perambulator

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1025 on: April 14, 2008, 05:08:30 PM »
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1026 on: April 15, 2008, 02:58:00 PM »
Joy of Joys! The Inquisistion is vindicated! The heresy has been corrected!
Hah! Now our true power has been revealed! [insert evil laugh here]
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1027 on: April 17, 2008, 10:14:26 AM »
I suggest the Inquisition starts a full investigation of Cal von Hereticus (possing under the name Cal von Random). This man, have despite being punished by Sigmar himself, maintained his hateful attitude toward the Inquisition and the church of Sigmar. He may also be a beliver in that the Hammered and burned Eight (formerly known as Minty) was Sigmar incarnated, making him a co-conspirator in that heresy.
But even more confussing is his last statement, where he hails Ulric, refering to him as Sigmars god. This might indicate, even if it is not conclusively so, that he is part of the secret Ulric cult that claims Sigmar was only a mortal and that he never attained divinity.

I therefore ask that the Inquisition investigates this matter, to once and for all settle the issue of Cals guilt or innosence.

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1028 on: April 17, 2008, 10:30:15 AM »
Let me know when you need an executioner....  :happy:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1029 on: April 17, 2008, 12:54:05 PM »
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.
Just burn them, pleeeeeeeeeeeease. :blush:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1030 on: April 17, 2008, 02:23:25 PM »


I agree with de Wissont. While not a member of the Inquistion I take great pride in their work and have all you collectibles (mathi's card is my favourite and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

From the public announcement of his crimes it appears he is without a doubt guilty.


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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1031 on: April 17, 2008, 02:34:48 PM »
Mathi, I don't think investigation is needed here. It's time for a marshmallow on a stick-party and I already cut down some wood.

Pine or hardwood.  I hate a pine burning party.  Heretics on hickory is to dream for.
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1032 on: April 17, 2008, 03:25:17 PM »


( ................... and I wear Rufas's Cap all the time).

Now that is something that needs investigating ....................

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1033 on: April 17, 2008, 03:38:58 PM »
Ah, maybe we need to investigate Ben, but I think some days repentance with the heavy flail will be enough, chanting the Deus Sigmar from dawn to dusk in days three.

Now, flail repentance is not for soft folks... Aaaooo... Damn it hurts still! And I tell you it ain´t the slightest pleasure in it. I´d rather wrestle a griffon!
Them slaaneshi dudes deserve something extra special when they die... Something... ggaahhh... that break through as unendurable pain even for them. Roasted on slow burning coal... Slowly burnt to death. How about that!

Or we force them to whip themselves with real flails, and not their whimpy whips! :icon_evil:

But hey... lets burn Cal then! He can surely need another! But I say birch. Nothing burns as good as birch. No spracks, no canckle... only the sound of the flames and the cries of the repentant!

 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: Cal  ::heretic::
 ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Offline HighPriest Rian

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« Reply #1034 on: April 21, 2008, 01:36:50 PM »
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1035 on: April 21, 2008, 02:12:49 PM »
Under the motto : The more the merrier, I say :

Go and come up with a good acronym to describe the position you wish to attain in the inquisition...

That's how I got in..... :biggriin:
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Re: FAO Inquistion
« Reply #1036 on: April 21, 2008, 04:21:16 PM »
I stand before you, a pround and loyal follower of Sigmar. I wish to aid you in your fight.. to help burn and purge the tainted heretics with our might empire!
 :Ohmy:

I stand before you, able to spell War Altar, with my sword of justice and shield of faith. What say you?  ::heretic::

hmm... I'm not so sure about you...

You seem overqualified...




If you can come up with a clever acronym, you will most definitely be in

If not we will accept you anyways but give you the trial by cake

Either way, you win  :::cheers:::



EDIT: Oh, the other requirements: Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:
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Re: FAO Inquistion
« Reply #1037 on: April 21, 2008, 04:43:12 PM »
Get an avatar and a signature  :wink:

This really is necessary unless you are jlutin, and then a capitolized first letter isn't even needed.

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Offline cal von random

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1038 on: April 21, 2008, 04:58:09 PM »
the might of ulric shall always protect me, mathi if I burn you burn too!!!

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     ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
     ::heretic::::heretic:: mathi ::heretic:: ::heretic::
      ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic:: ::heretic::
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1039 on: April 21, 2008, 07:51:04 PM »
Oh, but you got no mandate to burn anyone, so just back of and face the music, Cal. You ain´t going to get into the inquisition anyhow. And I will certainly not allow you into the church of Sigmar after this little charade.
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

So, you think Ulric would favour you more? Did I tell you I am from Middenland and that we priests of Sigmar do pay attention to the other goods aswell.
Now, for this you will get a sound bout of flailspanking. Bend over!
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1040 on: April 21, 2008, 11:10:29 PM »
Whats this, an inquisitor incapable of taking his own medicine, shocking. It must be all that enforced celibacy and rampant sexism is the church of Sigmar which turns its followers into raving pyromaniacs...

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1041 on: April 22, 2008, 03:13:01 AM »
*Calls down blessing of Sigmar and walk out through the flames.

wait... your not a high elf. Unless you want to be one, then thats cool
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Offline cal von random

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1042 on: April 22, 2008, 08:47:47 AM »
middemheim!!
get a real city!! Marienburg!!! :smile2:
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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1043 on: April 22, 2008, 09:10:07 AM »
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
Meanwhile, I need not be an elf. Lord Sigmar granted me his protection and I rolled 4+ on the dice! :icon_razz:
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Offline Obi

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1044 on: April 22, 2008, 01:58:15 PM »
Marienburg is nest of sinners that will be purged one way or the other. I am certain this will occur in the near future.
I suppose the 21st of July :)

A clever acronym huh  :unsure: let me think
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1045 on: April 22, 2008, 02:01:31 PM »
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Hello Athiuen and welcome to the Back Table.

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Offline Spiney

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1046 on: April 22, 2008, 03:23:31 PM »
Well, as long as its not the Sigmarites that conquer Marienburg I suppose it will still have a chance of being a decent place to live... At least the Cult of Ulric isn't quite as into brainwashing as those Sigmarites.

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Offline Mathi Alfblut

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1047 on: April 22, 2008, 03:28:12 PM »
Sais who  :icon_razz: Spiney?  :icon_wink:

Anyway, Wyzer, do I need to come up with an acronyme aswell.

Or is Mathi Alfblut good enough by now? :icon_mrgreen:

I could add, Priest of Sigmar and vicar of the Church of St. Midaski.
And the unofficial title Right hand of Luthor Huss
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Offline cal von random

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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1048 on: April 22, 2008, 03:46:26 PM »
come to the free ulric side, we have wenches, an awsome looking wolf god and you will get alot more then mammas cookies :icon_wink:
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Re: Sigmarite Holy Inquisitiorial Tabernacle
« Reply #1049 on: April 22, 2008, 05:48:45 PM »
Malthi I thought I already added you, but must have missed it

I added you now, and HighPriest Rian as well (clever acronyms are welcome too, but not required)

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