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Poor old Konrad..
« on: March 04, 2004, 02:20:20 AM »
Hey
In the next RPG with is against High Elves...WHich sole purpose is to kill Konrad. That being said.. The Elves will leave as soon as Konrad dies..

So instead of fighting a long war.. You could just surrender Konrad to the Elves..
Then Ulthuan's finest will leave..


You think that is fair?
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Offline megamac20817

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2004, 02:24:12 AM »
'Don't go thinking we would let you pansy el... I won't even honor you with you race's name. You do not deserve Ulthuan. And it's not like we would give up the son of the Elector Count of Talabecland. You think our soldiers can't match Ulthuan's? BRING IT ON B%*!# !
You can give a man a sword, but that won't make him a soldier.
You can give a man a pen, but that won't make him a writer.

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2004, 02:27:08 AM »
Think you can match a dragon, maybe even Tyrion...
With lots of Silverhelms...

I think not...
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Offline megamac20817

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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2004, 02:30:52 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!!! Cannons+Dragon equal more  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: . (Vek, I know this is ussually your line but...) Read the Battle of the Three Towers in the BRB and read the part that says how the dragon was downed by the cannon. Tiryon, HA GM of the WW should take care of it!
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Offline megamac20817

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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2004, 02:32:07 AM »
One more thing why would Tyrion, Champion of Ulthuan, accompany you, the example of elf cowardice! :lol:  :twisted:
You can give a man a sword, but that won't make him a soldier.
You can give a man a pen, but that won't make him a writer.

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2004, 02:41:02 AM »
Tyrion is my brother.. He would follow another Elf anywhere..

GM of WW beating Tyrion... LOL

Sure...
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Offline Konrad von Richtmark

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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2004, 07:28:38 AM »
Defender of Ulthuan, assaulting the Empire would demand the greater part of your military might, leaving you open for Dark Elf invasion. In the critical time your people is living in, seeking an enemy as mighty as the Empire is indeed foolhardy.

Bring on Tyrion if you dare. We'll just gun down his entire bodyguard as well as his steed - and all that remains is to goad in a wizard with Van Horstmann's Speculum, and Tyrion is a distant memory.
The only good thing about 7th ed heads is that they look particularly inbred and superstitious which is perfect for Stirlanders

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2004, 07:30:42 AM »
You have to kill his bodyguard first....
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Offline Konrad von Richtmark

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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2004, 08:52:15 AM »
Helblasters and handguns, my friend.
The only good thing about 7th ed heads is that they look particularly inbred and superstitious which is perfect for Stirlanders

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2004, 08:53:08 AM »
Deploymeny my fellow friend...
OT.. Its not the i dont like you..
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Offline Vek

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2004, 12:33:22 PM »
Handgunners, Hellblasters, Cannons...Def, I think the words you're looking for are "It is a good day to die"....

 :lol:
--Vek

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2004, 01:11:52 PM »
Mortars, anyone? And why would Tyrion actually come over here? It's not like there is a great danger to the Everqueen (or are you dangerous to her, Konrad?  :wink: ) and I believe that he was her chosen protector. So shouldn't he just stay at Avelorn, guarding the queen from druchii assasins?

Offline Konrad von Richtmark

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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2004, 02:11:50 PM »
Exactly my point. Finubar the Seafarer isn't the Prince of Caledor exactly, so it would have to be a personal war solely.
The only good thing about 7th ed heads is that they look particularly inbred and superstitious which is perfect for Stirlanders

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2004, 04:05:16 PM »
Melcore..
A host of elves..

Silver Helms..
Unit of Swordmaster
a Dragon.
Lots of Spearelves
Archers..
Dragon Princes
Bolt Throwers..

All from the army of Ulthuan..
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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2004, 05:17:32 PM »
If that is the very best Ulthuan can send at the moment, I'm afraid you'd wish you'd stayed back in Ulthuan with that army.

Silver Helms vs. Hangunners = dead silverhelms
Unit of Swordmaster vs. Mortar = dead swordmasters
a Dragon vs Cannons = dead dragon
Lots of Spearelves vs. infantry with detachments = dead spearelves
Archers vs. nothing = no kills at all  :wink:
Dragon Princes vs. Hellblaster = dead dragon princes
Bolt Throwers vs. pegasus captain = dead Bolt Throwers

Just to show you how your High Elves might get slaughtered if they ever set foot upon the Empire again  :twisted:

Offline megamac20817

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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2004, 09:47:22 PM »
It's not like we would care really, we have a navy too (with cannons) how far can your ships go?
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Offline WARRIOR2006

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2004, 12:01:02 AM »
All of these messages will be reported to the are Emperor Karl Franz who will talk to the Elven leader getting you banished! :) That or the Empire will kill EVERY LAST ELF PUTTING THEM ON THE EXTINCTION LIST :)
  Charles of Middenheim
A man that fights his own battles, and licks his own wounds, is a man that chooses his own fate, and lives his own doom!

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2004, 12:04:15 AM »
How would you deal with Chaos..
Your shitty human wizards..
LOL
Thats all Ill say
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Offline WARRIOR2006

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2004, 12:14:45 AM »
:)  I am pretty sure are wizards are better then yours puny ELF!  Life and heavens :P lol!

 OCC: i might have Konrad play in 2 rpg's if he wishes to kill some elves!
A man that fights his own battles, and licks his own wounds, is a man that chooses his own fate, and lives his own doom!

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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2004, 02:52:18 AM »
So next RPG is against high elves??

Im only doing this for a plot twist :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: ]

Its a good idea....

Might of Ulthuan....vs Empire..

And no one sided battles..
EG halberdiers kill al Helms and swordsmen killl a dragon..
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Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2004, 12:02:22 PM »
I'd say we make sure that Konrad is the Count of Talabheim before fighting against the High Elves (of course only the banished ones  :wink: ).

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2004, 09:06:56 AM »
I The Mercenary Captain Matthew, will help Konrad von Richmark with his ascension to Elector Count,
P.S my friend the elctor count of wissenland supports you!
i'm back and better than ever...
i'm back from making things better...

Fear The Pedigree!!!

Lord Of The Flaggelents Of Nuln

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2004, 11:57:49 AM »
I, Ceridan the Green one from the white tower of Hoeth, will not just stand and look when the Elves and Men are separated!
DEFENDER OF ULTHUAN, we need all the help we can get against the Dark Elves and Chaos! If you kill Konrad then you will loose one of our greatest allies.
Teclis and all the other loremasters of Hoeth don´t like this.
What i´m trying to say is: Stop this #¤&%¤%& war right now!!!
All my foes share one thing:
They´re all afraid of me!

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2004, 10:03:24 AM »
just exile him......... or hand him over for imperial retribution.......
i'm back and better than ever...
i'm back from making things better...

Fear The Pedigree!!!

Lord Of The Flaggelents Of Nuln

Poor old Konrad..
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2004, 10:22:13 AM »
Melcore has gained support against the Humans.
That being said, he now has command of a army..
If Teclis will not help...So be it...
Im a Drama Setter gripping my beretta sipping armeretta man you crazy if u think im gon let up