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Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« on: July 07, 2015, 07:37:40 PM »
brothers, in this time of change it sometimes helps to laugh at the absurdity of it all................

enjoy

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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2015, 08:39:24 PM »
Posted already in another thread.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2015, 09:24:28 PM »
Posted already in another thread.

My apologies, however I believe this gem needs its own thread.

also, my searchfu is lacking.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2015, 02:20:24 PM »
Posted already in another thread.

Haven't seen, myself so this is fresh, ty :::cheers:::
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2015, 07:18:36 PM »
You can never have too many Hitler posts.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2015, 07:24:44 PM »
You can never have too many Hitler posts.

Even though there was one too many Hitlers.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2015, 07:41:12 PM »
That was well put together and thought out.  :biggriin:
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2015, 07:44:40 PM »
I got rules for Hitler in Age of Sigmar:

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If your mustache is smaller than everyone else you get to re-roll your battleshock test.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2015, 07:49:19 PM »
When attacking an army which is primarily red, you can only do so during the winter.

Each Hero Phase, roll a die. If you roll a 1, you must undertake an ill-advised attack on someone fighting on a completely different table, surprising both your allies and enemies.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2015, 07:56:35 PM »
Each Hero Phase, roll a die. If you roll a 1, you must undertake an ill-advised attack on someone fighting on a completely different table, surprising both your allies and enemies.

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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2015, 08:03:31 PM »
 :::cheers:::
When attacking an army which is primarily red, you can only do so during the winter.

Each Hero Phase, roll a die. If you roll a 1, you must undertake an ill-advised attack on someone fighting on a completely different table, surprising both your allies and enemies.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2015, 08:12:38 PM »
If, during your Hero Phase, you go into a loud rant about blood purity, the Dolchstoßlegende, November Criminals, international Jewry, gypsies etc. and are NOT mistaken for Mel Gibson, you may ... achieve nothing of any value.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2015, 10:09:18 PM »
you may conquer France - oh wait, that is the same...
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2015, 11:00:39 PM »
 :::cheers::: to all comments above (minus Fidelis...)

If, during your hero phase, your army is reduced to one third it's strength you may give a rousing speech about fighting to your last breath and never giving up without a fight. You may then put your Hitler model in a bunker where he loses all wounds....

you may conquer France - oh wait, that is the same...

I take offense at that good sir. France was a competent nation and had a army of valiant soldiers who sold their lives dearly to stop the Germans and they never stopped resisting even when conquered. They were just taken by surprise, they deserve respect for trying to stop the Nazi onslaught.  Other armies would have fallen much faster than they did.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2015, 11:13:29 PM »
:::cheers::: to all comments above (minus Fidelis...)

If, during your hero phase, your army is reduced to one third it's strength you may give a rousing speech about fighting to your last breath and never giving up without a fight. You may then put your Hitler model in a bunker where he loses all wounds....

you may conquer France - oh wait, that is the same...

I take offense at that good sir. France Bretonnia was a competent nation and had a army of valiant soldiers who sold their lives dearly to stop the Germans hordes of Chaos and they never stopped resisting even when conquered. They were just taken by surprise, they deserve respect for trying to stop the Nazi Chaos onslaught.  Other armies would have fallen much faster than they did.

Fixed.  :unsure:
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2015, 11:18:10 PM »
Too true friend,  too true. :cry:
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2015, 12:16:09 AM »
I have seen this linked several places and for some reason it always shows me the uncaptioned version.

Updated, now I've seen it and it's brilliant.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2015, 01:01:17 AM »
:::cheers::: to all comments above (minus Fidelis...)

If, during your hero phase, your army is reduced to one third it's strength you may give a rousing speech about fighting to your last breath and never giving up without a fight. You may then put your Hitler model in a bunker where he loses all wounds....

you may conquer France - oh wait, that is the same...

 :::cheers:::

I take offense at that good sir. France Bretonnia was a competent nation and had a army of valiant soldiers who sold their lives dearly to stop the Germans hordes of Chaos and they never stopped resisting even when conquered. They were just taken by surprise, they deserve respect for trying to stop the Nazi Chaos onslaught.  Other armies would have fallen much faster than they did.

Fixed.  :unsure:
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2015, 06:18:24 PM »
Wasn't sure where else to post this but with all the discussions regarding formations for AoS and how messy some looked I couldn't help but think of this. :lol:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUohVoGOwxI
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2015, 06:28:43 PM »
:::cheers::: to all comments above (minus Fidelis...)

If, during your hero phase, your army is reduced to one third it's strength you may give a rousing speech about fighting to your last breath and never giving up without a fight. You may then put your Hitler model in a bunker where he loses all wounds....

you may conquer France - oh wait, that is the same...

I take offense at that good sir. France was a competent nation and had a army of valiant soldiers who sold their lives dearly to stop the Germans and they never stopped resisting even when conquered. They were just taken by surprise, they deserve respect for trying to stop the Nazi onslaught.  Other armies would have fallen much faster than they did.

I wouldn't slight the bravery of French soldiers, but I wouldn't say it was a competent nation. Poor leadership and an army that suffered poor morale because of it (and there was little taste for conflict after the horrors of WW1 and France's massive casualties). And dunno how they were taken by surprise -- Hitler was being an a-hole for quite sometime. Too bad they didn't knock out Hitler when the German army marched into the Czechoslavakia. I think Shirer said there were 16 German divisions left to guard the French border facing 100 French divisions. They could have been in Berlin within 24 hours.
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2015, 07:06:06 PM »
 :eusa_clap:  :::cheers:::
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2015, 08:03:03 PM »
So... anti-AoS people = Hitler? Is that the lesson I am supposed to take from here? :)
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2015, 09:07:02 PM »
It's a famous YT/net meme.

Used quite excellently in this case, I must remark  :happy:
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Re: Hitler reacts to Age of Sigmar
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2015, 10:07:17 PM »
Actually on Youtube you can't find any version, except the spanish one.

And that's totally odd, It must be  either GW or DK who must have meddled with the youtube affairs, so we won't see it.
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