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Offline Kernschatten

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« on: April 27, 2005, 04:00:46 AM »
I'll re-post this here for anyone that wasn't hiding out on TWF today. It did not meet with a warm reception.

Has anyone seen the flash "teaser" that GW put up for Lustria? Amusing way to spend 2 minutes. Follow the link: http://conquest.games-workshop.com/

Make sure your speakers are on for the full effect.
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Offline winger

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 04:38:42 AM »
I am sorry to say, but that looked like a cheezy trailer for a "C+" video game.....
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« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 04:49:38 AM »
Ehhhh, the ships were kind of neat....

the sounds and words didn't even match up sometimes  :lol:  :roll:
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Offline Heinrich_the_Grim

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« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 09:26:33 AM »
that was a very simple trailer... and the sound didnt fit the "message" that the trailer sent.
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Offline Graf von Carroburg

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« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2005, 10:00:11 AM »
I want my two minutes back...
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Offline Lucent

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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2005, 06:13:52 PM »
wow that was horrible... didnt even show us any pics of the new figs :( that makes me a sad panda
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Offline Konrad von Richtmark

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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 06:21:53 PM »
I wonder, what the heck are the ogre kingdoms doing in this campaign???
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« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2005, 06:27:43 PM »
Warhammer policy. They have to get EVERYBODY in! On that note, I didn't know mummies had boats...
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Offline rufus sparkfire

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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2005, 06:29:55 PM »
Even tomb kings have to take a holiday once in a while.
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Offline Kernschatten

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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2005, 06:30:28 PM »
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Warhammer policy. They have to get EVERYBODY in!

Except the Chaos Dwarfs.
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Offline Men-From-Farms

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« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2005, 06:49:30 PM »
Hehe, all chaos dwarfs have been eatened by the demoncannons :P

Was it only me or didnet they include Demons of chaos... only saw beasts and mortals :S
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Offline Count Albert Kropp

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« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2005, 06:51:32 PM »
I think wood elves wouldn't want to make that trip...

Even with the bad trailer, we need to get the empire organized for the upcoming campaign. I don't think there are going to be any defined sides, just everyone plundering, so we need all the empire players we can get.
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« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2005, 07:16:57 PM »
That sucked major aws. It really did, and it annoyed like way too much the sound didn't match up...:S
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2005, 07:52:45 PM »
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I wonder, what the heck are the ogre kingdoms doing in this campaign???


I wonder, what the heck are the ogre kingdoms doing in Warhammer???
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Offline Senor D

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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2005, 01:18:54 AM »
Ugh.

The same calibre as the Halloween Zombie-Hunting 'game'.

The boys at GW need better webmonkeys.

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Offline The Village Idiot

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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2005, 01:56:36 AM »
:blergh: Stellar work...no wonder they can't run a GT...sigh.

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Offline queek

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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2005, 02:23:52 AM »
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On that note, I didn't know mummies had boats...


Settra's fleet is mentioned in the fluff in several places.
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Offline Konrad von Richtmark

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« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2005, 08:04:24 AM »
Despite the business advantages of letting everyone participate, why oh why make a fool out of your fluff??? After all, you could offer the left-out races something else instead, in the ways of campaigning.
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« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2005, 02:00:50 PM »
Bring 'em all on I say!

We'll scour Lustria of all these filthy pale-skinned relic thieves and send them to meet their makers.

Just ask what happened to that Chaos Lite harlot Morathi.  :P
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« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2005, 02:42:18 PM »
Actually my army could do with some gold and new items and things.  Now just have to orginise a march from Hergig, to Marienburg, buy me a fleet to sail over their, give some yokels a kicking and steal lots of loot, preferably enough to pay for my soldiers, gear, boats etc, and make a profit at the end.
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« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2005, 04:44:31 PM »
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Actually my army could do with some gold and new items and things.  Now just have to orginise a march from Hergig, to Marienburg, buy me a fleet to sail over their, give some yokels a kicking and steal lots of loot, preferably enough to pay for my soldiers, gear, boats etc, and make a profit at the end.


This is assuming you dont get eaten by thier new Encounter phase of death by umba gumba. Getting my wizard eaten by a plant or swallowed in quicksand is not giving me happy thoughts, Especially for a campaign.
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« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2005, 04:55:13 PM »
Pushing Marco Columbo in the mix makes me wonder if they will roll out some new plastic estalian models?  Don't get your hopes up.

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« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2005, 06:58:52 PM »
That would be sweet :)

I think they're missing a golden opportunity to revive Man-O-War! That aside though, according to UKWD 305 the campaign will work as follows; clubs/groups/stores play the "node" campaign provided in the book and submit the end result to GW. GW compiles the data and uses that as outcome of the "worldwide" campaign.
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2005, 05:23:52 PM »
I'd ask for my two minutes back, but I'd probably just waste them... :wink:
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2005, 09:31:41 PM »
Meh, another two minutes stolen by GW.
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