Me: "hey sorry but it was confusing it could have meant you are coming back or are just going to be late."
Her "I dont understand how it could be confusing!"
I just friggen explain how it was confusing! Im sorry i dont live in your mind and understand what you mean ALL of the time!
My wife likes to ask me: "Don't you understand ... ?" questions. It REALLY annoys me. Like, makes me want to slap her. Which is crazy, because I am not a violent person, it just pushes my button. I have talked to her about it, but she does it anyway.
Example: We had a shortage of money. I bought lunch for myself and the boy because he was hungry, and it would have been difficult to drive home with him all cranky in rush hour traffic. She says: "Don't you understand that when we don't have a lot of money we can't spend a lot?"
Um. Yes. I do understand the concept of basic micro economics. Thank you.
I always want to come back with: "Don't you understand that the accretion disk of the super massive black hole(s) at the center of our galaxy probably play a crucial role in the active galactic nucleus phenomenon?"
You know, cuz she doesn't understand that.