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Offline Midaski

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #675 on: October 04, 2010, 12:51:34 PM »
I wanted the word 'alien' - the translator gave me fremd which it plays back as 'foreign'.

So I tried extra-terrestrial which gave me außerirdische which then reverted to alien ............

Have you heard the expression: "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"

I hope you noticed what I was trying to parody ................... Mensch!



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« Reply #676 on: October 04, 2010, 01:02:03 PM »
No I don´t have a clue  :engel:


What could work would be

"Oh wie wunderbar der Mann ist wenn er die Frauen versteht!" (how wonderful man is when he understands women)

or

"Oh wie wunderbar der Mann ist wenn er weiß wovon er spricht!" (how wonderful man is when he knows what he is talking about)

in any given case both are impossible so you can stay with "außerirdische" as we talk science fiction  :::cheers:::


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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #677 on: October 04, 2010, 01:21:40 PM »
Also I prefer to earn my prestige not from paying for women but to seek out the best possible one and make her happy and in return become happy myself.

Oh, that explains it.

Sorry for missing that, but as you know I can afford both.

Especially my wife who is the world's most expensive chef - yes Gordon, I pay more for her than I would you.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #678 on: October 04, 2010, 01:46:10 PM »
Especially my wife who is the world's most expensive chef - yes Gordon, I pay more for her than I would you.

.... but is her language as 'colourful' ..................
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #679 on: October 04, 2010, 02:30:15 PM »
"The risotto Giacommo, you donkey!!"
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« Reply #680 on: October 04, 2010, 03:04:36 PM »
.... but is her language as 'colourful' ..................

Worse - the other day when I rolled over her bed with one of my legs her comment was - "get that digusting leg off me you fat f-ck!".

True story.

(of course, I failed to mention in what velocity and impact that knee did to her kidney...)
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« Reply #681 on: October 04, 2010, 03:49:05 PM »
I took my first class today. It was fun.

I should probably post this in the Happy thread, but I feel it would be out of character for me.
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« Reply #682 on: October 04, 2010, 03:59:15 PM »
I should probably post this in the Happy thread, but I feel it would be out of character for me.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #683 on: October 04, 2010, 07:14:26 PM »
Oh, I'm sure he will find a way to squirm out of this mess ...  :icon_rolleyes:

if i may interject isn't there a saying all about how well a man is able to "squirm" being part of the attraction.  Motion of the ocean and all that.


I like the phrase "Men are from earth, women are from some other damn place." expressive without the mincing.  When I was younger I used to go to strip clubs with a sketch book for cheap beer and free nude modeling, you'd be astonished where a little piece of charcoal can take you. 
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #684 on: October 05, 2010, 06:02:40 AM »
I was tricked into seeing one.....and was not impressed by it.

Like you would give us any other answer with the missis hanging around here.

Why would that matter. A few years back, me and the girl went to a Strip club together with a bunch of my friends for one of his birthdays. The group even had a back room for two private shows.

I have to agree though, their bodies are no different from regular porn. Though it is the variety of faces that I like, though thats just in general society, not just strip clubs...
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #685 on: October 05, 2010, 08:26:17 AM »
And now we see who "really" fears his woman and who is in a happy and healthy relationship


kudos to you Warlord  :::cheers:::

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #686 on: October 07, 2010, 04:00:35 PM »
I think me and my girlfriend are breaking up soon...im tired of all the beatings.
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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #687 on: October 07, 2010, 04:05:08 PM »
Yes, it can be tiresome if you have to beat your girlfriend every day...



Seriously though, she hits you? That's not good... does she apologize for it?

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« Reply #688 on: October 07, 2010, 05:06:11 PM »
Actually she isn't beating him well enough for his liking.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #689 on: October 07, 2010, 05:08:49 PM »
An increasing number of once nice forum members have turned to the dark side recently.

I like it.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #690 on: October 07, 2010, 05:21:52 PM »
Peram always ahd a hidden nasty side. He's a lawyer after all, he has to.

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« Reply #691 on: October 07, 2010, 05:54:08 PM »
Peram always ahd a hidden nasty side. He's a lawyer after all, he has to.

I'm not the one leaving his girlfriend because of an unfulfilled masochism streak...
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« Reply #692 on: October 07, 2010, 05:56:36 PM »
Peram always ahd a hidden nasty side. He's a lawyer after all, he has to.

I'm not the one leaving his girlfriend because of an unfulfilled masochism streak...
So I take it yours is fulfilled then?
 :-D

But I would be interested as well if FFH is talking about the physical exhaustion of constantly beating her or about the boring way she slaps him.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #693 on: October 07, 2010, 06:00:29 PM »
"FFH" always reminds me of "FHM".

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« Reply #694 on: October 07, 2010, 06:10:30 PM »
"FFH" always reminds me of "FHM".
You mean he is kinda sexy at first glance but then gets appalingly bad fast once you pick him up?

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #695 on: October 07, 2010, 06:13:07 PM »
Edited for decency. I know nothing to type that's funny and decent though.

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #696 on: October 07, 2010, 06:13:36 PM »
Peram always ahd a hidden nasty side. He's a lawyer after all, he has to.

I'm not the one leaving his girlfriend because of an unfulfilled masochism streak...
So I take it yours is fulfilled then?
 :-D

But I would be interested as well if FFH is talking about the physical exhaustion of constantly beating her or about the boring way she slaps him.

I'm married. All of my masochism needs are met. *sigh*
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« Reply #697 on: October 07, 2010, 06:14:42 PM »
Edited for decency. I know nothing to type that's funny and decent though.
You certainly knew what to type that was unfunny and boring though. Do better!

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Re: Unhappy Random thoughts...
« Reply #698 on: October 07, 2010, 06:16:23 PM »
Well, I'm a boring person. However, I can make up for it with minor witticisms when I'm posting online.

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« Reply #699 on: October 07, 2010, 06:20:16 PM »
Well, I'm a boring person. However, I can make up for it with minor witticisms when I'm posting online.
Those are pretty much the requirements for being able to register an account here. Which is why the last bash was so boring that we need some more boring nerds to attend it so we can be bored together even more effectively.

And still: shame on you for not following up my - in my opinion - excellent joke. I am disappointed. We can pretend our last posts didn't happen and go right back to the witticisms.