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Offline ninjafish27

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2825 on: November 05, 2011, 11:23:01 AM »
Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2826 on: November 05, 2011, 11:42:49 AM »
Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

This one time, there was a guy who I really hated. One day, I had enough, and I said: "I hope you get cancer and die!" And then he did. The moral of this story: Sometimes cancer is really funny.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2827 on: November 05, 2011, 12:00:41 PM »
It's like rape is not funny.



Unless you're raping a clown, cos then it's hilarious!
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2828 on: November 05, 2011, 12:09:04 PM »
Good Morning!  Hope all have a wonderful day! :icon_biggrin:
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2829 on: November 05, 2011, 04:28:57 PM »
Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x
He's right. We should find something else to joke about.

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2830 on: November 05, 2011, 07:01:09 PM »
Grutch:  Careful, someone I know on a forum I visit works for Sony.  He says they aren't to be trusted.

Hail! to the victors valiant
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Hail! Hail! to Michigan
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2831 on: November 05, 2011, 07:18:21 PM »
Saw that the other night, hilarious, and sad at the same time.  They worked so hard to get it...

I told my five year old I ate one piece of candy and he was very nice about it. 

"That's ok dad, you can have more if you want."
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2832 on: November 05, 2011, 07:28:46 PM »
That last kid is the best.

"Oh good for you daddy, you prolly gonna get a bellyache. That's why you shouldn't eat so much candy."

Also his brother "2 plus 2 is... is equals 5!"

First kid "You were so close!"

Mom "It tasted so good, especially the peanut butter cups"

Second kid "YOU SNEAKY MOM!"
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Grutch:  Careful, someone I know on a forum I visit works for Sony.  He says they aren't to be trusted.

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Hail! Hail! to Michigan
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2833 on: November 05, 2011, 10:31:16 PM »
Yep, the crying ones are a bit repeative and less than entertaining, but the last 2 or 3 are classic.
"Not all who wander are lost ... " Tolkien

"... my old suggestion is forget it, take two aspirins and go paint" steveb

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2834 on: November 06, 2011, 03:12:16 AM »
Les Miles is a Voodoo magician.

Sort of hoping that LSU wins by one field goal so there were no touchdowns in this game. Because both of these defenses are ridiculously good. So are the offenses, but the respective defenses will clearly win the game for their team.

And hey, I'm a prophet! Also, 'Bama's field goal kicker lost that game for them. 2/6. That's almost as bad as we were last year. Which is saying something.
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Grutch:  Careful, someone I know on a forum I visit works for Sony.  He says they aren't to be trusted.

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Hail! Hail! to Michigan
The leaders and best!

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Offline Cannonofdoom

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2835 on: November 06, 2011, 05:58:59 AM »
Les Miles is a Voodoo magician.

Sort of hoping that LSU wins by one field goal so there were no touchdowns in this game. Because both of these defenses are ridiculously good. So are the offenses, but the respective defenses will clearly win the game for their team.

And hey, I'm a prophet! Also, 'Bama's field goal kicker lost that game for them. 2/6. That's almost as bad as we were last year. Which is saying something.

My wife never watches football, but she decided to watch this game. Between her silly questions ("What's a snap?") it was actually enjoyable to see her get excited for football.

And what a game.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2836 on: November 06, 2011, 12:17:28 PM »
It's a cold morning, but its suppose to warm up and be a decent day. :icon_biggrin:
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"... my old suggestion is forget it, take two aspirins and go paint" steveb

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2837 on: November 06, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
It also confirmed my thoughts that Michigan is going to get absolutely creamed when we face them in our opener next year. Creamed.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2838 on: November 06, 2011, 06:51:06 PM »
My wife never watches football, but she decided to watch this game. Between her silly questions ("What's a snap?") it was actually enjoyable to see her get excited for football.

So, what IS a snap?
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2839 on: November 06, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
Term for the start of a play.

The center snaps (or hikes) the ball to the quarterback (well, not always, but I'm trying to keep it simple).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_snap
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2840 on: November 07, 2011, 01:28:39 AM »
Something we as painters and hobbyists should always remember:
“Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.”
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2841 on: November 07, 2011, 07:01:50 AM »
Uhhh nice one.

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2842 on: November 07, 2011, 10:19:37 AM »
Didn't that one pass over here 2 weeks ago? Or was that just on reddit?
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2843 on: November 07, 2011, 10:57:16 AM »
Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

That's why I said not cancer.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2844 on: November 07, 2011, 12:17:49 PM »
From someone who has beaten cancer twice, I find such jokes funny when done tacky.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2845 on: November 07, 2011, 03:09:51 PM »
The chalk board multiple choice question shown on the previous page could drive someone wacky. :icon_lol:
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2846 on: November 07, 2011, 04:46:25 PM »
This is wrong in the happy thread....a horde of Gor Beastmen charging towards you ....soon they will use primal urge to kill em all.  :ph34r:

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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2847 on: November 07, 2011, 04:50:13 PM »
A horde of Beastman charging towards me makes me happy.


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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2848 on: November 07, 2011, 06:00:10 PM »
Funnily enough, that porch is actually similar to phil's.
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Re: Happy and Random Thoughts!
« Reply #2849 on: November 07, 2011, 06:00:57 PM »
That's because it is his. Duh.
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Hail! to the victors valiant
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Hail! Hail! to Michigan
The leaders and best!

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