Happy and Random Thoughts!

[ninjafish27]

Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

[Cannonofdoom]

Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

This one time, there was a guy who I really hated. One day, I had enough, and I said: "I hope you get cancer and die!" And then he did. The moral of this story: Sometimes cancer is really funny.

[Athiuen]

It's like rape is not funny.



Unless you're raping a clown, cos then it's hilarious!

[GamesPoet]

Good Morning!  Hope all have a wonderful day! :icon_biggrin:

[patsy02]

Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

He's right. We should find something else to joke about.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you stomp on them! :::cheers:::

[t12161991]

This is amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_YQpbzQ6gzs

[Auberoun]

Saw that the other night, hilarious, and sad at the same time.  They worked so hard to get it...

I told my five year old I ate one piece of candy and he was very nice about it. 

"That's ok dad, you can have more if you want."

[t12161991]

That last kid is the best.

"Oh good for you daddy, you prolly gonna get a bellyache. That's why you shouldn't eat so much candy."

Also his brother "2 plus 2 is... is equals 5!"

First kid "You were so close!"

Mom "It tasted so good, especially the peanut butter cups"

Second kid "YOU SNEAKY MOM!"

[GamesPoet]

Yep, the crying ones are a bit repeative and less than entertaining, but the last 2 or 3 are classic.

[t12161991]

Les Miles is a Voodoo magician.

Sort of hoping that LSU wins by one field goal so there were no touchdowns in this game. Because both of these defenses are ridiculously good. So are the offenses, but the respective defenses will clearly win the game for their team.

And hey, I'm a prophet! Also, 'Bama's field goal kicker lost that game for them. 2/6. That's almost as bad as we were last year. Which is saying something.

[Cannonofdoom]

Les Miles is a Voodoo magician.

Sort of hoping that LSU wins by one field goal so there were no touchdowns in this game. Because both of these defenses are ridiculously good. So are the offenses, but the respective defenses will clearly win the game for their team.

And hey, I'm a prophet! Also, 'Bama's field goal kicker lost that game for them. 2/6. That's almost as bad as we were last year. Which is saying something.

My wife never watches football, but she decided to watch this game. Between her silly questions ("What's a snap?") it was actually enjoyable to see her get excited for football.

And what a game.

[GamesPoet]

It's a cold morning, but its suppose to warm up and be a decent day. :icon_biggrin:

[t12161991]

It also confirmed my thoughts that Michigan is going to get absolutely creamed when we face them in our opener next year. Creamed.

[BAWTRM]

My wife never watches football, but she decided to watch this game. Between her silly questions ("What's a snap?") it was actually enjoyable to see her get excited for football.

So, what IS a snap?

[t12161991]

Term for the start of a play.

The center snaps (or hikes) the ball to the quarterback (well, not always, but I'm trying to keep it simple).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_snap

[Feanor Fire Heart]

[Fandir Nightshade]

Uhhh nice one.

[Obi]

Didn't that one pass over here 2 weeks ago? Or was that just on reddit?

[Not-not-kenny]

Why bring up cancer? it's seriously not funny :x

That's why I said not cancer.

[Shadowlord]

From someone who has beaten cancer twice, I find such jokes funny when done tacky.

[GamesPoet]

The chalk board multiple choice question shown on the previous page could drive someone wacky. :icon_lol:

[Fandir Nightshade]

This is wrong in the happy thread....a horde of Gor Beastmen charging towards you ....soon they will use primal urge to kill em all.  :ph34r:

[warhammerlord_soth]

A horde of Beastman charging towards me makes me happy.


It generally means I'm playing a game of Warhammer.

[Obi]

Funnily enough, that porch is actually similar to phil's.

[t12161991]

That's because it is his. Duh.