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I thought he should act responsibly and just kill himself.
so what other uses do crystal ballS have?
BLARGHWARBLLE!
Never underestimate the mezmerising effect of boobs.
I like to combine crystal balls and a rod of power.
Great balls of crystal!!!!!Well I picture this funny...."General there is an assassin hiding behind his cload in that unit°" "Well shoot him!""We canīt he is still hiding, he just has his hands over his eyes and pretends as long as he canīt see us we canīt see him either!""Ok send the steam tank!"
You sir are epic
you sir are a genius
I was about to point out they are both arcane and so limited to one per character then .... drunk = slow un uptake.
Quote from: Fandir Nightshade on August 13, 2009, 04:48:55 AMGreat balls of crystal!!!!!Well I picture this funny...."General there is an assassin hiding behind his cload in that unit°" "Well shoot him!""We canīt he is still hiding, he just has his hands over his eyes and pretends as long as he canīt see us we canīt see him either!""Ok send the steam tank!"I prefer the idea of this conversation:"General! Look what I've found in my balls!""Not now, we're in the middle of a battle"
Have one on Midaski's tab.
Quote from: Merrick on August 12, 2009, 10:38:10 PMI like to combine crystal balls and a rod of power. Watch out, or you might have a shattering experience...
Expert at warhammer, doh ho.
I'd rather f**k a cactus.
what's that tinkling noise?oh that's the wizard's crystal ballsand that clanking noise that sounds like cannonballs clacking together?Helborg.I was trying to work in something about a glass jaw but it just seemed too.... nah not even I will go there.
I do sometimes get the image of a wizard running wildly into the middle of a battle after somebody loaded his crystal ball into a cannon by mistake
I agree with the inhumane treatment of animals.