Years ago I knew a guy who worked for an industrial plastics company, and ran all their prototyping projects. Somewhere I have some stuff he made me using a very early 3D printer, the awesome type which used lasers and liquid resin. The company was so paranoid that he couldn't even confirm that he did work on GW projects (he did) or for Todd McFarlane (he also did), let alone tell me what those projects were. I used to get a lot of emails saying, "OMG you would love this!" and it was hard to tell who was most frustrated by it!
It occurs to me that I could now say, "I have prototypes of all the original Ogre Kingdoms models!" or " in my loft I have all the alien races that were rejected when they chose to make Tau!" and you might believe me. Cos, legal reasons mean I can't show you!
Meanwhile, there is something very Monty Python about that villager... also, will my standard bearer be appearing in your Knights unit Mr CW? I was very excited when your name appeared on my eBay screen!