Author Topic: Unhappy Random thoughts... (Read 541062 times)

Realjuan · « **Reply #4425 on:** April 14, 2015, 11:52:00 AM »

Today's Matches, I dont give a $hit. Tomorrows I want to watch, but guess who is free today and NOT tomorrow?

Lets hope Porto wins, beat those unemotional Germans!!!

Efficient football, who wants to watch that.

Warhammer-Weib · « **Reply #4426 on:** April 14, 2015, 03:29:44 PM »

Me!

valmir · « **Reply #4427 on:** April 14, 2015, 05:16:29 PM »

Me too. If it's not going to be efficient, then it would need to be pretty spectacularly INefficient to be fun (cf: oldham)

Gneisenau · « **Reply #4428 on:** April 14, 2015, 08:21:03 PM »

Quote from: Realjuan on April 14, 2015, 11:52:00 AM

Lets hope Porto wins, beat those unemotional Germans!!!

Kidding. I hope Bayern wins.

Gneisenau · « **Reply #4429 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:44:45 PM »

Well, that was poor.

Strong performance from Porto though.

Midaski · « **Reply #4430 on:** April 16, 2015, 08:14:09 AM »

The portugese teams don't usually travel to well though - german efficiency should be able to manage a 2-0 win and go through.

Realjuan · « **Reply #4431 on:** May 23, 2015, 11:44:34 AM »

Nothing unhappy, but its random and didnt know where else to post it.

I was dancing with two relative pretty girls, and the only thing on my mind was "Dam they are terrible dancing, its that the T-Rex dance or why does she keep her arms like that?" The other one was having an epileptic episode. I could swear it was inspired by Seinfeld.

To make matter worst, going home a guy with questionable social skills came to the girl I was walking with and asked her number. She is not my gf, but he didnt know that. After 5-10 minutes talking, he didnt get the number so I felt bad for him.

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #4432 on:** May 23, 2015, 12:49:53 PM »

And ?

oak_prince · « **Reply #4433 on:** May 31, 2015, 09:08:44 PM »

Is there a comfortable spot between A) Your company hates you and is planning to fire you and B) Your company loves you but can't do anything without you and won't leave you the fuck alone when you're not at work? If there is I've yet to find it.

Gankom · « **Reply #4434 on:** May 31, 2015, 09:32:02 PM »

It's called your company is unaware of your existence. It's where I'm at. They forgot to write my last pay check because they forgot I was still employed with them.

Xathrodox86 · « **Reply #4435 on:** June 03, 2015, 07:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Gankom on May 31, 2015, 09:32:02 PM

It's called your company is unaware of your existence. It's where I'm at. They forgot to write my last pay check because they forgot I was still employed with them.

I know that feeling. So far I'm at my second month of "pay me for my job you bastards" campaign.

red shift · « **Reply #4436 on:** June 05, 2015, 01:02:59 PM »

A relative works for a governmental department which shall remain nameless - after a few months heading his department, he noticed that there was somebody on the payroll who never attended meetings. Questioning the others, they said, yeah, we haven't seen him for a while. He tracked down the guys relatives (his dad) and turned out he had been dead a few months, the dad hadn't had the heart to phone up and stop the pay cheques from being sent. Furthermore, the department decided not to claim them back for fear it would make the press. Now that is antipathy from your employer!

warhammerlord_soth · « **Reply #4437 on:** June 05, 2015, 02:17:58 PM »

Could have been worse. He could still have been attending the meetings....

valmir · « **Reply #4438 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:37:01 PM »

Wait... "hadn't had the heart" to stop the paychecks?

Fidelis von Sigmaringen · « **Reply #4439 on:** June 05, 2015, 06:47:23 PM »

Many Greeks did not have the heart too...

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Almost 120,000 ‘ghost’ pensions are being claimed by Greek families who continue to pocket the money even though their relatives have been dead for years.

Damn those heartless Europeans... Oh, wait - if they had the heart, they cannot be heartless.

Realjuan · « **Reply #4440 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:28:40 AM »

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Almost 120,000 ‘ghost’ pensions are being claimed by Greek families who continue to pocket the money even though their relatives have been dead for years.

Lightweights... our dead not only claim pension, salaries, and other benefits but they also go to vote. Thats what I call being a model citizen.

People dead for 20 years have been going to voting stations since I remember, and somehow town with population of a few hundred manage to get hundreds thousand votes during election date.

You thought miracles did not happen

Brontes · « **Reply #4441 on:** June 06, 2015, 06:32:20 AM »

Too hot to paint.

Ursa Doom · « **Reply #4442 on:** June 06, 2015, 04:52:07 PM »

Waiting for summer to kick in over here in Sweden. Can't work on a tan with all the rain and cold winds.

Finlay · « **Reply #4443 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:19:32 AM »

I've arranged to Umpire a hockey match on the evening of my pregnant wife's birthday, who wants to go out for dinner.

fml.

patsy02 · « **Reply #4444 on:** June 22, 2015, 01:25:29 PM »

Take her out on a hockey date. It'll be romantic, like ice skating in the park.

oak_prince · « **Reply #4445 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:34:48 PM »

Find a restaurant near the rink and run back and forth between the game and the dinner. It'll be just like a TV sitcom.

Finlay · « **Reply #4446 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:38:54 PM »

Quote from: oak_prince on June 22, 2015, 04:34:48 PM

Find a restaurant near the rink and run back and forth between the game and the dinner. It'll be just like a TV sitcom.

(she's actually ok about it "we can get a takeaway when you're back, or go out another night" because she is the best and most understanding wife in the world. If she did something similar to me I would lose my shit)

oak_prince · « **Reply #4447 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Finlay on June 22, 2015, 04:38:54 PM

(she's actually ok about it "we can get a takeaway when you're back, or go out another night"

And you're sure it's not a trap/test?

MrDWhitey · « **Reply #4448 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:49:08 PM »

Women are a trap.

Finlay · « **Reply #4449 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:51:48 PM »

Quote from: oak_prince on June 22, 2015, 04:42:27 PM

Quote from: Finlay on June 22, 2015, 04:38:54 PM
(she's actually ok about it "we can get a takeaway when you're back, or go out another night"

And you're sure it's not a trap/test?

No, she is generally pretty fantastic.

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