Perhaps we can find some gullible Halfling stupid enough to take the Crown through thousands of Orc infested miles in order to drop it in an active volcano.
I nominate Sam Warble (only his mother, whose fault it is, calls him buttermerry) to carry the crown and cast it deep into the great maw!
but who should go with him?
Teclis, the elf...
Gotrek Gurnisson, the dwarf.
Thyruss Gormann, the wizard.
Felix Jaeger, the warrior poet.
Ludwig schwarzhelm, the swordsman and champion of the empire...
and three randomly assigned halflings,
namely:
Neddly the butcher,
Tumpleton the baker,
and Gaffer Bigburns, the hobo of the Moot...