And the idea that your viewpoint here would be moderated by me into a separate thread, isn’t making much sense to me, so feel free to explain. So far it has convinced me that you're not familiar with where the topic came from.
I have to admire the way in which you so often mask condescension behind self-deprecation

And it is interesting to see that you seem to point out your disappointment in them naming some of these weapons one way, and others another. Yes, the inconsistency does exist.
The inconsistency is that you're happy to take the piss at "thwackweezer puffshroom" while a counter-point of normal naming conventions is sitting in your own home...
What is WarCom? Is it affiliated with GW? Or maybe it is some other hobby website?
Warhammer-Community.com. I keep forgetting that you don't engage with the community outside of W-E

We get it, you like AoS, some of us do not.
And we at W-E even gave W:AoS it's own forum, excluding it would have less than appropriate.
One needs only compare the descriptions for 9th age and KoW bracketing the AOS subforum to see it exists solely as a place for bitter WHFB players to take potshots at Sigmar

However, it was so dramatic of a change, and humans being what they are, it really isn't surprising that some would respond as they have.
It's the fact that it was so massive a gulf between the old and the new, nothing is familiar anymore, silly names included, probably what GW were going for. It is aimed at the youth and if you are into it then that's great, more power to you, but it understandably closed the door on a lot of other people. You can't replace LOTR with Flash Gordon and expect your fans to lap it up and not rip it to shreds.
And
I get that. I really, really do. When WHFB died in 2015, I spent a year raging at AOS because, at the time, it was hot garbage, full stop. In fact, the AOS product lead used to follow me on Twitter; he softblocked me after I made my feelings known about the AOS launch during last summer's 5 year anniversary festivities. The scars of that needless debacle continue to surface in this very conversation, and former GW designer James Hewitt provides some wonderful insight into that fustercluck in a Goonhammer interview. Read the supercut yourself:
https://www.tga.community/forums/topic/25603-interview-with-james-hewitt-about-designing-aos-1st-ed/But, as you say, it's
something new. Where I get frustrated is when WHFB players won't judge AOS on it's own merits, but instead get off mocking it because "
why new thing not exactly like old thing!!!11".
grew up with WFB, it kind of mirrored other things that we grew up with too like maybe Robin Hood, King Arthur, LOTR, dare I say all conventional, somewhat grounded versions of fantasy mixed with historical realism, and this is what WFB was born out of in the beginning.
NewGuy- for those of you who remember him- and I had many conversations about this back around 2016. WHFB was quite literally Tolkien smashed into actually history. It was familiar, comfortable, accessible. By those same parameters, it was
boring. Opportunities for storytelling were limited. There's a reason why Animosity Campaigns went about exploring the rest of the ignored Warhammer World just to find room to breathe. Yes, maybe the trade-markable names are silly, but the opportunities for interesting storytelling are legion.
pseudo dwarves with lightning rifles
Case in point- they aren't pseudo dwar
fs, they
are dwarfs, but exploring the question of "what if WHFB's dwarfs needed to embrace change to survive?" Where dwarfs- and even their cousins, the Fyreslayers- have oaths and traditions, the Kharadron have their contracts and their code, and like your classic dwarfs, they will go to great lengths to honor a contract that wasn't fulfilled, and punish those who broke a contract with them.
Also- their guns don't shoot lightning. Contrary to popular belief, they aren't steampunk, they're
aetherpunk; all their technology uses pressurized gas. In the case of their rifle, the gas is used to fire bullets instead of black powder. Considering gas piston rifles exist IRL, it's not too big of a jump.
massive beefcake golden boys

This character was, in her mortal life, an inkeeper who fought to the death to defend her home. Although not a warrior in life, Sigmar recognized her bravery and reforged her to fight again. The Stormcast provide many interesting opportunities for storytelling, and explore the moral and ethical conundrums of Sigmar's war effort.
You're quick to dismiss anyone who's bashing AoS as a cretin who's stuck in the past,
Sorry- call it a kneejerk reaction to being treated like a cretin by vitriolic WHFB players I've had to suffer to this day, including my FLGS owner actively disparaging and discouraging AOS players in his store in favor of WHFB 4th Edition, which was his idea of grounded, gritty, old-fashioned Warhammer...

Anyway, a timely update from WarCom about Total War: Warhammer 3 and The Old World, mashing the new Kislev designs into the old setting:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/02/03/watch-kislev-battle-a-bloodthirster-in-the-first-trailer-for-total-war-warhammer-iii/Alex