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Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:15:59 PM »
Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door

It began with a beer called 'Durdle Door.' A beer named after a Dorset landmark that shared a name with a slang term for time-wasting in games (especially in Magic: the gatherering, a card game that Finlay and I both play.). Finlay saw it in a local pub and sent me a photo. We liked the sound of Durdle Door.



Somehow, it came about that we would make a journey to Durdle Door, and there play Magic. Finlay lives in Exeter, not far from the start of a coastal path that travels some 75 miles to Durdle Door itself. So why not follow the path, wild camping along the way? How hard could it be?

Of course, neither of us had much experience of wild camping. Neither of us had been on the coastal path, nor knew if it was possible to find camping spots there. We thought we'd just wing it.



Day one: The long road to Beer.

I took the train down to Exeter last thursday night, and so on Friday morning we set off on our quest. The first stage was to catch a train to Exmouth, a depressing seaside town that marks the beginning of the path. As we boarded the train, Finlay released he'd forgotten his roll mat. Damn.

In Exmouth, we soon found the marker for the start of the Jurassic Coast: the Geoneedle.



The quest had begun! Finlay took a bearing from the handy compass...



...and we were off. We followed the path along the cliffs, expecting to soon arrive at Sandy Bay. Unfortunately, we missed the way down to the bay and instead found ourselves walking through the first of many caravan parks. This one was charmingly situated right next to a military base, and was largely occupied by angry parents shouting at their bored children. At the fence between the caravan park and the base we saw the desolate sight of a ball lost on the far side. Finlay adopted a zombie apocalypse expression for this photo.



Beyond this grim place we continued along the red cliffs...



...to the small town of Budleigh Salterton.



Though it was still fairly early, we were keen on the idea of having a pint. But could we find a pub? We could not! We continued on in disgust.



For another five miles, without a pub in sight.



Until we arrived at Ladram Bay, home to another horrible caravan park, but also these rocks.



And these rocks.



There was also a bar, where we first saw the bizarre sight of a man using a camera with a selfie handle (a special stick that holds your camera further away so you can more easily take rubbish pictures of yourself without the need for friends). Then we had a pint each of cider, since we were hot and thirsty.



You may notice I've changed my top. This is because my rucksack straps were rubbing my skin. I should have realised that would happen. This t-shirt provided some bag strap protection, but caused me to get sunburned despite the overcast conditions.



A few miles further on, we reached Sidmouth.



The way down to the beach.


Finlay got in touch with his hobbit side by going barefoot. He continued to do so though the town, into a pub (we had beer this time), then into a Mountain Warehouse shop to buy a new roll mat.



Next he bought a waffle on a stick, which he ate on the beach.



Meanwhile I went (briefly) into the freezing sea. Finlay refused, claiming that he would die of cold.


Looking awesome!  :icon_lol:


Leaving Sidmouth meant a detour inland to find a bridge over the river. I didn't take any more pictures that day, because the next stage was to prove arduous. If you scroll up to the photo showing the approach to Sidmouth, you'll see that the cliffs rise sharply, then drop down, then rise up again. This happens several times.

It was seven miles to the next village, with four massive hills to climb. After struggling over the first three, we decided to try walking along a long section of stony beach instead in order to reach the village of Branscombe. However, walking over loose stones for a long time is just as difficult as climbing a giant hill. We eventually reached Brascombe that evening, tired and hungry. Our planned destination for the day, the village of Beer (seriously, that's what it's called) was still two miles and another hill away. So we decided to eat here.

But where was the pub -  a pub Finlay had previously visited? He'd approached by a different route, so didn't know how to find it. We eventually discovered it, quite some way inland, and had a nice dinner.

It was now after eight o'clock. The sun was due to set soon, and we still needed somewhere to camp. We'd seen a nice spot back near the beach, but when we arrived there were still people around (it's not actually legal to wild camp in England). So, we decided we had no alternative but to climb the next massive hill and try to camp up there. We reached the summit as the sun set and night was descending all around us. By the light of my (powerful!) LED lamp Finlay set up the tent.

So now it was about 9:30, dark, cold, and we were crammed into a small tent. Bed time!
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2014, 03:27:47 PM »
Day two: On the buses.

We passed the night fitfully, waking up at regular intervals. I discovered that my new sleeping bag, chosen for its smallness when packed up, didn't provide enough warmth. On subsequent nights I had to resort to sleeping with my jumper on.

Still, it was a beautiful morning. This photo is looking back from our camp site along the path we took the day before.


This is the tent we shared. It doesn't look big enough, does it! There was enough room for both of us to lie in it without being too intimate, but there wasn't really room to move around or store the rucksacks. It was however easy to set up, and not too difficult to carry (Finlay will point out that it went in his bag, while I only had to put the tent poles and pegs in mine. But his bag was bigger so it made sense!).


With the tent packed, we set off in search of the magical village of Beer. As we walked, the cliffs changed from red to white.


Before long, we came to Beer Head.


Finlay was hobbiting again, since we were walking on grass.


Beer came into sight, nestled below the cliffs.


And here it is - a pleasant village with what looked like a nice pub right at the front! But sadly it was nine in the morning, which is too early to drink beer in Beer.


Instead we descended to the stony beach and had breakfast at a cafe. [note the dodgy hat]


Bacon sandwich + tea. Hurrah! [note the dodgy hat]


Beer made up for some of the disappointing places on day one. But, it was soon time to head onward to Seaton, two miles over the next hill. On reaching the edge of town, we learned that a landslip had destroyed the road, meaning an inland diversion was necessary to get into town. Or, at low tide, you could walk along the beach. But it was high tide...

So, we elected to scramble over some boulders at the water's edge. Since we were carrying heavy and unbalancing rucksacks, this proved to be fairly dangerous. Thankfully we made it across without mishap.

Seaton looked like a smaller version of Sidmouth.... but with a clock tower...


...and a fountain!


The next stage of our journey was meant to be a seven mile walk to Lyme Regis, but we'd learned that more landslips had messed up the path. Since we were tired from day one and wanted to get to Lyme Regis without taking a boring diversionary route, we decided to catch a bus instead. There was one leaving twenty minutes after we arrived in Seaton, so we decided to take that rather than wait two hours for the next one.

Catching a bus was technically cheating. But day one had taught us that walking the distances we'd planned didn't leave much time to enjoy ourselves - we'd be constantly marching from one place to another, without the time to hang around playing Magic and drinking. This was meant to be a holiday, not an army training mission.


As soon as we arrived in Lyme Regis, we stopped for a cream tea in a cafe. Then we headed along the seafront for a look around.


Lyme Regis, seen from the Cob (which is what the sea wall is called).


Finlay standing on the Cob. The blue thing isn't a weird spade, but is his water bottle blown up by the wind.


It was now a respectable time for a drink, so we duly found a pub and had cider, beer, then gin and tonic. As we drank, we reassessed our sketchy plans for the trip. The next stage of the journey was said to be difficult and frustrating. And afterwards, we were faced with the looming presence of the large town of Weymouth - we couldn't camp there, but our journey estimates landed us in the middle of it at the end of the next day. What were we going to do?

We discussed it for ages, neither of us being very decisive. Eventually, we hit upon two solutions. One was to travel on to Weymouth, but stay at a youth hostel on Portland Island. The other was to bypass Weymouth entirely, instead taking the inland route along the Ridgeway. The Ridgeway, which was said to be covered in barrows and other ancient monuments, sounded like a good place for camping and also like an easy trek. But there were no towns along it, and so nowhere to get food.

Finally, after reading the unappealing account of the walk to Weymouth in the guide, we decided to take the Ridgeway. To get there, we would cheat again with a bus to the village of Abbotsbury. With the decision made, we played our first games of Magic so far on the trip.

The bus passed through various depressing locations, including the ghastly West Bay. Somewhere else (where was this?), the bus stopped for ages beside a small, empty and sad fairground.


Abbotsbury was a nice little village that seemed to be mostly composed of Bed and Breakfast places. It was dinner time, but the pub nearest the bus stop was overly expensive (Belgian food prices!). We found a cheaper one down the road, but for some reason neither of us felt very comfortable there. The food was fine, the beer was fine... it just felt wrong.

Night was closing in, which meant we had to find somewhere to camp fast. We hurried up onto the ridgeway, and found somewhere that looked reasonable. Unfortunately, we saw a farmer in a harvester in the distance. Did he see us? Was he going to come over and tell us we couldn't camp here? If he did, would we be able to find somewhere else before it was too dark to see?

So, we waited where we were, hoping no one would come over. No one did... until suddenly, the sheep in the next field began to rush up to the fence towards us. Dozens of them - a hundred, maybe - crowding together, jumping over each other, the nearest ones trying to force their way through the fence. We were unnerved by this weird behaviour. We thought at first that they were being herded in that direction, but no one appeared. Eventually, the sheep seemed to change their minds, dispersing around the field again.

We were falling out of love with wild camping at this point. Finlay phoned ahead to the youth hostel at Lulworth Cove (where we intended to be on Monday night) to try to get a room. They were busy, but had room for us to camp there. We'd still be in the tent, but we'd have breakfast, access to showers, and wouldn't have to go to sleep at 9:30 at night! So that seemed like an improvement.

It was still light, and we were still uncertain if we should set the tent up. We tried playing magic on one of the roll mats, but it was hard to concentrate. At last we set up the tent, and went to sleep. No one tried to move us on.

The view from the Ridgeway as the sun was setting. You can see Portland Island in the distance, and the long strip of Chesil Beach leading out to it.
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2014, 04:10:51 PM »
Day three: Fog on the barrow-downs.

We woke to the sound of rain on the tent. I said, "I'm sure it will stop soon," and sure enough, it did. Almost immediately.

Here's our tent. The field behind now contained cows, including one that was stood dramatically atop a hill fort (it moved before I could get a picture). The grass here was strewn with hidden thistles, but otherwise it wasn't a bad location. It looks as though one of the tent poles is already bent in this picture! Is that when we damaged it, Finlay? Maybe an animal attacked it in the night.  :ph34r:


We set off that damp, chilly morning, hoping we'd find breakfast at a catering van that was said to be by the Hardy memorial, three miles away. Failing that, we had a sandwich each we'd bought the day before. We were really hoping that van would be there.

In a field we came upon the Hell Stone (that's really its name). Here's me in the Hell Stone.


And Finlay in the Hell Stone.


And Finlay under supernatural attack!


As we walked, Finlay checked the time on his little alarm clock (neither of us had a watch). We seemed to be making extremely slow time, for no apparent reason.

There, atop the hill, is the Hardy memorial. The climb to reach it proved exhausting for hobbits who hadn't had even their first breakfast, let along their second!


This plain stone tower was built to commemorate Captain Hardy of the HMS Victory, of "Kiss me, Hardy," fame.


But there was no catering van! No people! No food! It was wind-swept and desolate on that hill, so that we longed for warm cafes and hot breakfasts. The time too seemed against us, since it was already almost mid day. But wait! Finlay realised he'd been accidentally pressing the time-set button on the clock, advancing the time considerably. When he checked his phone it was still before ten.


So we pressed on. We reckoned the ridgeway to be about thirteen miles long, ending in the village of Osmington where we would surely find a pub.

In the distance, we could see Weymouth and Portland Island. There was food there!


We declined to follow this sign, since that surely is no place to go.


Finlay and his unwashed hair beside the road to hell.


There were indeed a lot of barrows along the path. They're interesting in theory, but in practice they just look like little hills. More impressive was the huge hill fort known as Maiden Castle.



We didn't get any closer, but I expect it looks better from a distance.

The weather became worse, until it began to rain heavily. We walked on. The rain stopped, and we came in sight of a small town - could this be Osmington, our destination? But the Ridgeway sign told us to carry on past the town, which confused us. A passing cyclist told us that the way to Osmington indeed lay along the ridge, rather than down the short road into the town.

The mistake we'd made was that the town wasn't Osmington.

We continued along the Ridgeway, wishing we'd taken the road instead. When we saw a way into the town, we took it. Happily, there was a pub waiting for us! Though it was busy we were soon given a table. After a nice lunch we set off again. Since we were in Osmington, we just had to head south to Osmington Mills on the coast.

Remember, though, that we weren't in Osmington. As we left the pub, we realised we were in a place called Sutton Poyntz (yes, really with a z). Osmington still lay a mile or so away.



But we couldn't get there! Our first attempt led to a busy main road with no pavement. Backtracking to take a footpath instead, we emerged back onto the main road. Annoyed, we cut through a field, then down into a caravan park, then back up into Osmington. How disappointing that Osmington was the worst place we'd encountered! It was nothing but a few houses spread along a road... and the most horrible pub we had seen. Worse, there would be nowhere to camp nearby.

Dejectedly, we resolved to take the bus straight to Lulworth and see if we could get into the youth hostel a night early. We did, and we could - though the rooms were full, so we'd have to camp outside it as we planned to on the next night. On the way to the hostel we were engaged in conversation by a lady who was also staying there. We also saw a slow worm on the path - something I've never seen before.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguis_fragilis

With the tent pitched and our heavier possessions left behind, we set out for dinner at a pub. Not far away was a pub that served a bewildering array of different types of cider.


We were soon joined by the lady we met earlier (I'm not sure if we told her where we were going, or if it was just chance). She proceeded to thoroughly insult warhammer players, which I can't say endeared her to either of us.

After dinner we went down to Lulworth Cove for a quick look, had a drink and played Magic at the Lulworth Arms, then headed back to the hostel. It was a clear night, and there was little light pollution from Lulworth, so the stars looked amazing.
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2014, 01:46:49 PM »
Day four: Durdling at Durdle Door.

Camping at the youth hostel meant that we could go inside and have breakfast, which was much nicer than not having it. We could also leave about half of our stuff behind, so we'd be significantly less encumbered. Instead of moving on, we'd be returning to sleep here again that night. Our plan was therefore to head west along the coastal path to Durdle Door, then return to Lulworth and go east to the mysterious Fossil Forest and Mupe Bay.

This is the cider pub from the previous night.


A metal dinosaur in someone's front garden.


Finlay doing a dinosaur impression.


Lulworth village was extremely nice at this time of the morning. As we discovered later, it becomes noisy and crowded as hordes of visitors descend.


Duck pond!


Finlay!


Lulworth Cove itself!


One side.


The other side.


Finlay "being a cove."


Sea time for Rufuses again.


Just past Lulworth Cove to the west is the Stair Hole.






Continuing along the cliff edge, we saw some kayakers struggling in the rough waters around the rocks. One of them capsized twice, then grounded the instructor as he tried to rescue them.


Portland Island in the distance as usual!


Coming into Man of War bay. The path had again collapsed, so it was a scramble down to the shore.


Man of War bay! Presumably I stood in the water to take this.


On the other side of that headland is Durdle Door! Nearly there.


Here's the marker!


Durdle Door beach. All stones as usual.


Durdle Door at last!


Durdle Door!


Durdle Door!


Durdle Door!
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2014, 02:31:33 PM »
[Day four continued]

There was a man climbing on Durdle Door.


Now he's underneath it! At the same time, people in wetsuits are climbing up the side and jumping off.


Durdle Door again.



Gollum and his hat-hair in a cave.


Finlay, the Pigeon-whisperer, tempts a pigeon to approach by feeding it his two-day-old bacon sandwich.




Just one more of Durdle Door!


We decided to go to the top of the big hill.


A small hole that one day might become the next Durdle Door.


We said we'd play Magic at Durdle Door, so we did. On top of a windy hill.


Something hit Finlay then landed on the mat. It's a green beetle, blown out of control by the wind!

We didn't finish the magic game, as the wind rose and we were in danger of losing cards.

We went back to Lulworth, which was now packed with tourists. After a quick crab sandwich, we set off east.

Lulworth Cove, seen from the other side.


I think I told Finlay to 'look dramatically out to sea.'


We were now looking for something called the Fossil Forest. We had no idea what to expect, so we were initially bemused as we passed through an unremarkable area of woodland. Surely that wasn't it?

Back on the cliff edge, we found some stairs that dropped down onto a sort of rock ledge on the face of the cliff. Here was the Fossil Forest - the fossilised impressions left by trees that were flooded and died during the Jurassic period.

[More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fossil_Forest,_Dorset ]








After the Fossil Forest, we carried on along the path.


This looks like the art for an island in Magic.


Down in Mupe Bay, which was almost deserted.


I went into the sea again. Suddenly, Finlay changed his mind about the cold, cold sea and went in!


Once he was in, he was happy!


"Why didn't I go in the sea before?"


When we were finished swimming, we went back to Lulworth and had some drinks and Magic in the cider pub. We weren't keen to eat there again, instead wanting to try a place near the bay. We eventually headed down there just before nine, arriving only minutes before the kitchen closed. Good timing!

The food at the Lulworth Arms (or whatever it was called) was rather nice. Afterwards, we went back to the hostel and played magic in the common room. Then to bed in the tent! Tomorrow we would be leaving.
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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2014, 03:02:22 PM »
Day five: Swimming to Durdle Door.

Our trains back home were leaving that afternoon, so we still had a bit of time left. After breakfast, we packed up the tent and headed back to Durdle Door. Finlay, after days of refusing to swim, was now keen to swim out to Durdle Door.

We arrived to find the beach unexpectedly full of German teenagers. Somehow, it was less off-putting having an audience of Germans than it would be to have an audience of English teenagers. Maybe because if they teased us we wouldn't understand.

We both went into the water, and Finlay immediately set out for the arch. I chickened out, watching him from the shallows. He made it there, swam across a bit, then came back. Victory! But there was no photographic proof.

I felt as though I really needed to swim out there myself. After a while, I went for it.


It's not a long way to swim (it's deep though), but it was cold and I was hopelessly out of practice. Even so, I was determined to make it.


At the arch, I climbed up onto a ledge and had a rest.


Me at Durdle Door!


I found the swim back difficult. I tried to do backstroke, thinking it would be easier, but I couldn't go in a straight line. I changed over to some sort of side-crawl thing, reaching the beach and collapsing. I was exhausted!

Finlay wanted pictures of him swimming out there, so went again. This time I stayed behind with the camera.


He's the dot in the sea in the middle of the arch!


Zoomed in:


Climbing up on the ledge.


He then further demonstrated his superior swimming powers by swimming through the arch and around the side.


Show off!  ::heretic::


Now it was time to leave. Back in Lulworth, we caught the bus to Wool just as a rainstorm began. Then, in Wool, we took our separate trains - Finlay back to Exeter, I to Sheffield. We had succeeded in our quest for Durdle Door!

 :::cheers:::

I also completed my bonus hobbit objective of going shoeless or in flip flops (you can't walk on stoney paths and beaches without shoes unless you really are a hobbit) for the whole time. The pair of trainers I carried in my rucksack went unused.

That's the end of this report. I hope it wasn't too boringly self-indulgent of me to post it! Some of the photos are nice at least.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2014, 04:42:51 PM »
What a lovely interlude to my day! Thanks for posting this, Rufus. Man you Brits have the BEST names for places.

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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2014, 05:25:04 PM »
Very nice indeed.  The whole story just hooked me up and I couldn't stop reading.  Nice landscape too!!  Well done to both of you!  :happy:
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2014, 05:29:10 PM »
I enjoyed reading this a lot.
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2014, 05:31:44 PM »
Please play this while reading Rufus's post:

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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2014, 06:35:23 PM »
Amazing story and thanks for sharing it with us. Seriously if you do something like this again I would love to join.

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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2014, 06:59:17 PM »
Most excellent report! Really enjoyable read. Those 'Magic Islands' looked great.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2014, 07:01:11 PM »
Awesome report and pics!  :::cheers:::

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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2014, 07:28:48 PM »
It's just like episode 10 of         Dun Dun Dun .....

RIPPING YARNS

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Just what the BT ordered - and there should be more of this sort of stuff.

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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2014, 07:51:32 PM »
rufus is full of lies, and finlay in one picture looks like an old woman.

Also, rufus, how valid is this threat from finlay? It's about the Sunray or Sunset pub

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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2014, 08:22:21 PM »
Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
At the fence between the caravan park and the base we saw the desolate sight of a ball lost on the far side. Finlay adopted a zombie apocalypse expression for this photo.

this was a spongebob squarepants ball, which amused me.
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It was seven miles to the next village, with four massive hills to climb. After struggling over the first three, we decided to try walking along a long section of stony beach instead in order to reach the village of Branscombe. However, walking over loose stones for a long time is just as difficult as climbing a giant hill. We eventually reached Brascombe that evening, tired and hungry. Our planned destination for the day, the village of Beer (seriously, that's what it's called) was still two miles and another hill away. So we decided to eat here.
I was somewhat concerned that the incoming tide would cut us off and we'd be at best stranded at worst drowned! my local knowledge meant I knew this happened sometimes, but not enough to know if we were in danger. So we tried to walk really fast for this bit. It gave me a blister on the top of my toe which was not rubbed at all rest of the weekend- weird.

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And here it is - a pleasant village with what looked like a nice pub right at the front! But sadly it was nine in the morning, which is too early to drink beer in Beer.
I wanted to get a beer anyway, we'd been up since 7 so it was late enough! Rufus put me off.

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The bus passed through various depressing locations, including the ghastly West Bay. Somewhere else (where was this?), the bus stopped for ages beside a small, empty and sad fairground.
Bridport! which I know is shit because I've played Hockey there before.


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But there was no catering van! No people! No food! It was wind-swept and desolate on that hill, so that we longed for warm cafes and hot breakfasts. The time too seemed against us, since it was already almost mid day. But wait! Finlay realised he'd been accidentally pressing the time-set button on the clock, advancing the time considerably. When he checked his phone it was still before ten.
this was so depressing. I'd taken off my jumper on the way up the hill, then on the top it was freezing cold! a cup of tea and bacon sarny would have been awesome.
still "kiss me hardy" is cool, and that's one of the most phallic statues i've ever seen.


pub in osmington = http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g190817-d2369228-Reviews-The_Sunray-Weymouth_Dorset_England.html.

"2 pints of cider please"
"we've run out of cider"
"2 pints of beer please"
"we've run out of beer"

let's go, and get the first bus out of here. horrible place!




ellie says the fossil forest looks like anuses.



overall, if I ever do something like this again, I'll probably skip the camping. Stressful, weather dependent, heavy. Not worth it!
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2014, 09:24:21 PM »

overall, if I ever do something like this again, I'll probably skip the camping. Stressful, weather dependent, heavy. Not worth it!
Use a car next time?

You guys still look fresh after all the walking and riding a bus...
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2014, 10:01:03 PM »
neither of us have a car, and means you have to do circular walks!

we were knackered after day 1, 21 miles, hence the bus.
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« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2014, 10:23:44 PM »
Looks fun! Bar the camping. Camping is fun until you have to actually camp. Then you're too old and ache.
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« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2014, 03:07:28 AM »
ellie says the fossil forest looks like anuses.




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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2014, 12:11:38 PM »
Thanks very much to you all! I'm really glad you enjoyed the trip report - I wasn't sure it would be of interest to anyone else.

 :::cheers:::


The camping aspect wasn't great, but it's not an adventure unless you have some bad times as well as good!


Also, rufus, how valid is this threat from finlay? It's about the Sunray or Sunset pub

finlayhjones: i'll take u there and leave u

The threat is dire!
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2014, 02:11:20 AM »
Thanks for taking us along for the walk with those pictures!

You Brits are the balls, seems like a great trip indeed! :::cheers:::
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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2014, 03:49:04 PM »
I agree with the inhumane treatment of animals.

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Re: Rufus and Finlay's hobbit quest to Durdle Door
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2014, 04:24:23 PM »
#sexybeast
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Pass the machete.