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How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« on: April 20, 2012, 01:42:34 AM »
1983: The first edition of Warhammer, written by Bryan Ansell, Richard Halliwell, Graham Eckel and Rick Priestley is published. It is a boxed set consiting of three books:
Vol 1: Tabletop Battles, which contains the core rules, turn sequence, creature lists...
Vol 2: Magic which explains rules for wizards and ruins Warhammer forever...
Vol 3: Characters contains rules for characters and ruins Warhammer forever.

1984: The first edition of Warhammer is extended with the Forces of Fantasy boxed set, ruining Warhammer forever.

1984: The second edition of Warhammer is released, this includes the first appearance of the Warhammer 'Known World' along with a map, and a timeline which includes/introduces The Empire, ruining Warhammer forever.

1987: The second edition of Warhammer is expanded with the Ravening Hordes army lists, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1987: The third edition of Warhammer is published as a single hardback book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1987: The third edition of Warhammer is expanded with the Realm of Chaos and Warhammer Siege books, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1992: The fourth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1993: The fourth edition of Warhammer is expanded with the use of army lists in the form of separate Warhammer Army Books, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1994: The 4th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is expanded with a re-worked magic system, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is expanded with seveal boxed campaign packs, like Tears of Isha, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2000: The sixth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2000: The 6th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2006: The seventh edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2006: The 7th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2010: The 8th edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2011: The 8th edition of Warhammer is expanded with Storm of Magic, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2012: The 8th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

(The next 49,202 entries have been omited to save space. -Editor)

006.M42: In the early 42nd Millennium, the fall of Medusa V occurs. The world was mostly evacuated by the Imperum of Man whilst a warp storm engulfed it... the 24,601st edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever...  ::heretic::
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2012, 04:52:19 AM »
Thanks, I laughed.  :::cheers:::

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2012, 08:36:12 AM »
You ruined Warhammer forever. I hate you now !
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2012, 10:26:20 AM »
Quote
1992: The fourth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

Depressingly, this bit is actually true.
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2012, 11:15:03 AM »
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2012, 11:22:46 AM »
You dont understand humour do you?
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2012, 11:39:45 AM »
My point was rather that you didn't; but if your post was an attempt at humor (rather than what it appeared) then let's just chalk it up to misunderstanding and move on.
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2012, 11:43:33 AM »
Meh.

My funny comment is still also true

Thats why its funny.
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2012, 11:44:58 AM »
...and then folk got over it and lived happily ever after :icon_mrgreen:

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2012, 12:23:48 PM »
I don't get this humour at all?

Your saying that with the 1983 Vol 2 release , everything was ruined?

That's like saying that Warhammer was ruined from it's creation?!
Please elaborate
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2012, 12:31:30 PM »
i dont know what to think about these replies  :dry:

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 12:37:37 PM »
whats the post trying to state ?

Am i being silly, I don't get it
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2012, 12:39:12 PM »
It is trying to pull the leg of those that complain about the changes to the Empire in 8th ed.
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 12:39:37 PM »
I don't get this humour at all?

Your saying that with the 1983 Vol 2 release , everything was ruined?

That's like saying that Warhammer was ruined from it's creation?!
Please elaborate

Michigan is a 40K player/WHFB other Army General who's Trolling?  Rubbing our nose in it perhaps?  Pointing out absurdity by being absurd?
Possibilities are endless, though my first thought is probably most likely correct.  Whatever, welcome to the Forum, looking forward to additional in-depth analysis  :-P

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 12:41:24 PM »
It is trying to pull the leg of those that complain about the changes to the Empire in 8th ed.

Ahah Sarcastic , every player moaning when a new edition comes out , I see.

Ask yourself , what is real? 5 sense filtered reality is a very limited perspective.

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 12:41:44 PM »
I like the new edition, everything feels fresh again
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 12:43:54 PM »
In all seriousness*, let me share a bit of background... I am not as old as some of the members of this forum, and I'm not as young as most of them. But I was younger than most when I got my start in the roleplaying hobby, at the wee age of seven, back in 1988** I was introduced to an odd little game called Dungeons & Dragons. No, not AD&D (that came latter), I had an instant fascination for the hobby - these were the King Arthur stories I loved to read, the incredible tales out ofLord of the Kings my mother had read me to sleep with in kindergarten, the He-Man and She-Ra adventures I loved to see on TV every Saturday... but I got to be the hero(ine). I was the youngest player in the group by a good six years, most of the guys were in their late teens (our original DM was our new 20-something parish priest! :engel:)

In the midsummmer 1990, I was nine years old and a seasoned veteran of D&D... Heck, I was even running my own dungeons! Then my freinds and I discovered Warhammer, then in its third edition.  Warhammer hit its fourth edition not to long after we'd all sort of settled into our choice of armies. I'd already survived two edition wars over D&D by this point (some of the blokes in the original group were still bitter about Chainmaile having become the original edition of D&D), I'd survived a split between Shadowrun and Cyberpunk, and even managed to weather the storm of being "A. Girl. In. A. Game. Store."

There have been five revisions of 40K since I started, five revisions of WHFB since I started, four or five revisions of damn near every RPG ever since I started... and something like 10 or 12 revisions of D&D since I started; There have been so many Secret Inifinte Crisis Invasions of Infinte Zero Wars in my favorite comic book publishers that I go cross-eyed thinking about it... and the Console Wars. Oh god, the console wars...

(Fourty-five minute pause while I deal with my PTSD from the Great Genesis/SNES War.)

I mean, don't let me get in the way of your holy wars... But I've lived through so many things being "RUINED FOREVER!" over the years, that I have become a bit jaded. To judge by the reactions of this games more vocal fans every product ever released is the death knell of the game, the hobby, and Western civilization. Seriously, GW could put a £50 note in every $14.99 blister pack, and the forums wudl erupt with hatred that they weren't giving away Euros, and that [insert any random GW staffer here]*** was trying to devalue the pound.


*Well, not all seriousness.
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3-4) Blame Robin Cruddace;
5) Blame C.S. Goto;
6) Blame "Evil money-grubbing Game$ Work$hop!"
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 12:49:30 PM »
People like to complain , it's human nature!

Your basically fulfilling your own statement.

Your pointing out an inevitability is what I mean.

Human beings don't like change, and are fragile creatures with a limited lifespan, who attribute meaning to past experience.

In the case of Gaming, fond memories of previous editions gaming , are probably the cornerstone for complaint.

GW become the target for the venting of annoyance, because they are the largest gaming company.

It's like when the UK Government change various laws...

Ask yourself , what is real? 5 sense filtered reality is a very limited perspective.

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 01:00:27 PM »
Okay... aparently I have utterly failed at sarcasm. So I have to state this is plan language: Warhammer is fine. The Empire is fine. The world has not ended.

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 01:04:04 PM »
I like the new edition, everything feels fresh again


After the initial shock, I feel the same way.


Okay... aparently I have utterly failed at sarcasm. So I have to state this is plan language: Warhammer is fine. The Empire is fine. The world has not ended.



Are you sure ?
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2012, 01:05:53 PM »
it is indeed

you have to accept people complain though,

humans complain about everything!

it's life,

happens in every walk of life everywhere

I think it's partly due to the fragility and futility of the human condition ultimately!

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 01:06:53 PM »
Are you sure ?

I still have 108 painted Squat infantry, plus support vehicles, in storage... awaiting their return to the WH40K game. That will be the sign of the End Times.

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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2012, 01:08:45 PM »
Heh. I rolled a 4 on that chart.
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2012, 01:10:12 PM »
1983: The first edition of Warhammer, written by Bryan Ansell, Richard Halliwell, Graham Eckel and Rick Priestley is published. It is a boxed set consiting of three books:
Vol 1: Tabletop Battles, which contains the core rules, turn sequence, creature lists...
Vol 2: Magic which explains rules for wizards and ruins Warhammer forever...
Vol 3: Characters contains rules for characters and ruins Warhammer forever.

1984: The first edition of Warhammer is extended with the Forces of Fantasy boxed set, ruining Warhammer forever.

1984: The second edition of Warhammer is released, this includes the first appearance of the Warhammer 'Known World' along with a map, and a timeline which includes/introduces The Empire, ruining Warhammer forever.

1987: The second edition of Warhammer is expanded with the Ravening Hordes army lists, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1987: The third edition of Warhammer is published as a single hardback book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1987: The third edition of Warhammer is expanded with the Realm of Chaos and Warhammer Siege books, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1992: The fourth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1993: The fourth edition of Warhammer is expanded with the use of army lists in the form of separate Warhammer Army Books, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1994: The 4th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is expanded with a re-worked magic system, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

1996: The fifth edition of Warhammer is expanded with seveal boxed campaign packs, like Tears of Isha, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2000: The sixth edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2000: The 6th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2006: The seventh edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2006: The 7th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2010: The 8th edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2011: The 8th edition of Warhammer is expanded with Storm of Magic, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

2012: The 8th edition of Warhammer is expanded with a new Empire army book, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever.

(The next 49,202 entries have been omited to save space. -Editor)

006.M42: In the early 42nd Millennium, the fall of Medusa V occurs. The world was mostly evacuated by the Imperum of Man whilst a warp storm engulfed it... the 24,601st edition of Warhammer is published, ruining Warhammer and The Empire forever...  ::heretic::

DUDE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! so dang true every time GW changes things people cry out ITS RUINED FOREVER ...been playing sense 1994 something will never change  :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers::: :::cheers:::
silly people  :icon_lol:
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Re: How the Empire was Ruined Forever!
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2012, 01:22:03 PM »
Are you sure ?

I still have 108 painted Squat infantry, plus support vehicles, in storage... awaiting their return to the WH40K game. That will be the sign of the End Times.

lol

The only 40k army I ever loved and they retconned it to oblivion.

Anyway, 3rd ed WAS awesome, its been downhill since.
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